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George in front of Adam's House

George is Adam's godfather and Al Luchini's cousin. George frequently gives the three boys the finger, cusses a lot, and has boots with massive quantities of tar on them.

George is famous for calling the Luchini household and leaving messages on the answering machine while intoxicated. Some of his best answering machine quotes include:

  • "ALBERT! I just drank a bunch of vodka... Now I.. Want some hot wings."
  • "ALBERT! GEORGE! Call back, I got an American Idol question."
  • "YEAH'S GORGE! Diana Ross is a dumb bitch."
  • "George. ALBERT! Why the fuck is your mom going up to Spokane to see my family? Everyone thinks she's a stupid bitch! FUCK."