Xenoblade Chronicles/Funny

• Some of the end-of-battle quotes. Here's one of the most hilarious:

Melia: Here Riki, Riki, Riki... May I stroke your fur please?
Riki: Melly always welcome!
Reyn: Me too! Me too!
Riki: Reyn give one biscuit for every stroke!

Reyn: Hey! Why am I the only one who has to give you stuff!?

• • And another:

Reyn: You can't spell 'rainbow' without 'Reyn', baby!
Melia: Dunban, I think you need to have a talk with Reyn.
Dunban: No, let's just pretend this never happened.

• • Another one:

Riki: Riki wish Melly was real big sister
Melia: Aww, what about Sharla?
Riki: Sharla more like mamapon. One is enough.
Sharla: WHAT did you say?

• • In fact each of the 35 potential combinations of characters has an amusing post-battle quote. Most of them are pretty good and they don't repeat often enough to become grating.
• Some of the item descriptions are also pretty funny, for example

Rotten Meat: Best avoided. Sold with a certificate guaranteeing gastroenteritis.

• Riki's introduction, full stop. Words cannot do it justice.
  • For added Genius Bonus, watch carefully how Melia, Shulk, then Reyn punt Riki around in the air: it's a legitimate volleyball play.