Wrong Genre Savvy/Quotes

T-Rex: Guess what, mom? I got a job I don't want as a florist today, entirely by accident!
T-Rex's mom: How come this sort of stuff happens to you, T-Rex?
T-Rex: MOM It's because I am trying to live in CARTOONS.

—Dinosaur Comics, March 24 2008

What's she thinking? She's supposed to get angry and say "No way!"

—Zidane, Final Fantasy IX, regarding Dagger's lack of Tsundere.

In their heads they think that they're the hero through and through
And not the schmuck who's gunned down in the middle of Act Two
So don't mention Montana or your grandmama at home
Or you'll just guarantee the happy hunting grounds you'll roam.

—Here's to the Heroes, Terence Chua of Khaosworks.org

Acetic acid would conduct electricity better [than hydrochloric acid] because that would be a good reason to put it in the question.

—Tim's Chemistry Exam ^[1]

Booker T: Browski Boot? He just called it Woo Woo Woo!
Josh Matthews: "No, he yells Woo Woo Woo before delivering the Browski Boot!

—Friday Night Smackdown

"Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem."

— Seen on a bulletin board at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory

1. ↑ It doesn't.