Why Won't You Die?/Quotes

"WHY IS THAT FUCKING SOLDIER STILL ALIVE?! SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY!"

—Colonel Richard Vanek, Project Origin

Burn in the everlasting hellfire of creation! Be annihilated down to the very... last... scrap... of... D... N... A!

—Anti-Spiral, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

You're still alive? You pathetic dregs can't even die properly.

—Kefka Palazzo, Dissidia Final Fantasy

I killed you, I know I killed you! Why won't you die?!

—Kuwabara to Elder Toguro, Yu Yu Hakusho

Why are you alive? Why do you stand up to me every time I kill you?...How many times do I have to kill you until you're satisfied!?

—Sir Crocodile, One Piece

Just die already!

—Mission Vao, Knights of the Old Republic

"What in the universe are you doing still alive?! I thought I told you to die the last time you showed up!

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KILL YOU?!?"

—Javi Onukala, Tyrian

"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire... is driving us insane!"

—Two-Face, Batman Forever, showing us how to say it in Narmglish.

"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!"

—Jafar, to Aladdin

"I'm indestructible, the whole universe knows that!"

—The Master, Doctor Who, after turning up despite having been rendered Deader Than Dead last time... again.

"Why won't this stupid toy BREAK!?"

—Vicky, The Fairly OddParents

"Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah."

—Kane, Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun

"Well, the Collectors killed you once, and all that did was piss you off. I can't imagine they'll do better next time."

—Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2, to Commander Shepard

"Why won't he stay dead?!"

—The Joker, Batman: The Animated Series

"Why won't you DIE!?"

—Freddy Krueger to Jason Voorhees - when one unkillable villain meets another

Lina: Perish!
(She slices Seigram in half)
Seigram: No... not yet...
Lina: How the-!?
Seigram: I am... not... yet... destroyed...

Lina: Well, why the hell not!?

—Slayers: The Sorcerer Of Atlas

"You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!"

—Terumi, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

"How did you survive that? Can't you even die without being annoying?"

—Lazuli, Slightly Damned

"Jin! Die already!"

—Ragna while using Gauntlet Hades on Jin, BlazBlue

Kannuki-sensei: Why won't you die?!

Kouichi: Because I can't!

—Nabari no Ou

"How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda!?"

—Lord Shen, Kung Fu Panda 2

"WHAT?! Are you still alive? You are joking! You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!!"

—Wheatley, Portal 2

Alpha: Why can't you be a good Agent and die?

K: You first.

—Men in Black The Series

"Pain in my ass... Why aren't you dead yet?! Seriously! I cut off you head!"

—Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

"I have mounted an epic campaign of leisure against the ravages of time, waiting for nature to do to my brother what my men could not. And yet here we are at the end. And he... won't... DIE!"

—Blutarch Mann, Team Fortress 2 Loose Canon

How many times have you died? I'm actually gettin' impressed.

—The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

Oh, please, just stay down!

—The Spy when dominating The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"Dammit! What do I have to do to make you die?!"

—Vladimir Zakarov, John Woo Presents: Stranglehold

"Why don't you just give up and die?!"

—Eva-Beatrice, Umineko no Naku Koro ni