Warp Force/Quotes

[[AC:The universe we know was made by the creator...<br/> And as all things have oppositres, so does the creator...<br/> The Devourer travels space and feasts on life energies...<br/> He feasted once on our world of Lore, but left before he was done...<br/> He came again to finish the job, but we united against him....<br/> And the Devourer left hungry once more.<br/> But true heroes never rest easy...<br/> The deadliest enemies remain just beyond our reach...]]

—"Join the WarpForce!"

Celestra: <Player>, I hereby induct you into the WarpForce!

Player: Huh???

Celestra: You want to stop them, don't you? Make sure the Network's reign of terror in the galaxy comes to an end?

Player: I do-- but HOW? They're-- out there-- in the sea of stars -- nearly too far even to dream--

Celestra: Dreams are only reality blinded by hope, <Player>. Follow me and dive into the stars, and into legend!

—"Join the WarpForce!"

Lo'Noc: Va'Sara, do you see that? It is a small, strange man made of a shiny substance. He seems to be... sleeping?
Va'Sara: Yes, Lo'Noc. My knowledge as a Shaman tells me nothing about such a creature. It is just out in the middle of our tribe's territory, as though-- it fell from the skies!
Lo'Noc: Perhaps if I rubbed oil on it's joints...
Va'Sara: Why would you rub oil on it, Lo'Noc? You make no sense!
Lo'Noc: Okay, forget the oil. I will poke it with my Luntet then...

Va'Sara: Be careful... If it IS from the skies, it may not like being poked.

—"Find F10A7"

After Lo'Noc throws F10A7 to the player and F10A7 restarts...

Lo'Noc: THAT was the secret! I should have thrown him instead of poked him! I knew I was missing something...

—"Find F10A7"

Player: Greetings! We're from the WarpForce-- your allies and friends! We're here to help you. We heard you may be sick. Can you tell us what's wrong?
???: Hissssss!!!

Captain Daian: I think it's salivating at us.

—"Space Vampires!"

Kuvak: We'll meet again someday, I promise you that... And when we do, I'll steal the very shirt off your back!
Player: There are a number of awful puns I could say right now involving the word 'shirt', but I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy. And you, my friend, are nowhere near my worst enemy.
Kuvak runs off.

Player: He just ran away. Must have been the threat of 'pun'-isment.

—"Epsilon Minor"

Player: Bounty Hunter Erith!! Prepare to be destr--

Your ship gets blown up. A "Try Again" button pops up.

—"Ballistic Bounty"