Walking Disaster Area

"I love the guy like a brother, but every time he comes to town we end up in another fucking war."

—Duke Toa M'Jest a.k.a. Majesty referring to Caine, Blade of Tyshalle

Yay! The Hero is coming to town!

Hey, where'd the town go? Why is there just this smoking crater covered in corpses?

Like Weirdness Magnet, except for disasters, death, widespread unpleasantness, explosions, alien invasions, zombies, crazy terrorists and jaywalkers. Wherever they go, cities crumble, villains show up, and weeping is heard. Not because they themselves cause it, but the worst of the worst are constantly drawn to them.

Unlike Walking Wasteland or Destructive Saviour, the person is not causing any of this. It just always happens where they are. Semi-related to Busman's Holiday, but it's not related to the person's job. Stuff just always happens wherever they are.

Doom Magnet is for when this directly affects the supporting cast of the main character and they start dropping like flies. See Person of Mass Destruction, with whom there may be significant overlap. Compare The Jinx, who attracts bad luck on a smaller scale. If plants and animals literally die in proximity, it's a Walking Wasteland. If there's anything of the city/country/planet left, expect the hero to be Persona Non Grata. See also Hero Insurance.

Examples of Walking Disaster Area include:

Anime and Manga

• "Where Hokuto Appears, Chaos Follows."
• In The Mysterious Cities of Gold, every temple that Esteban and friends go into is destroyed at some point.
• Seina Yamada in Tenchi Muyo! GXP is a comic example. Accident and misfortune dog his every step, even causing him to be accidentally recruited into the Galaxy Police. Once he's there, though, his bad luck becomes an asset because it attracts pirate ships which the GP can then arrest. At the end of the series he somehow ends up with eight wives - whether that's good or bad luck is anybody's guess.
• Vash the Stampede, also known as the "Humanoid Typhoon", is so potent an example of this trope that the planetary government legally declared him an "Act of God" and a "Natural Human Disaster". The plot of the anime involves him being followed from town to village by a pair of Insurance Agents who investigate insurance claims taken out against the damage caused by Vash simply being in the area.
  • Putting a high bounty on Vash's head probably makes his disaster potential worse, because a lot of the destruction is caused by people trying to capture or kill him for the reward. Eventually the posters stop carrying the bounty amount—whether for that reason, or because the printers ran out of zeroes—and start just warning people to get away from Vash.
    • ...until they decided to remove the bounty in the manga because like an earthquake or typhoon, you can't put a bounty on him, so they declared him a local disaster in the second chapter.
• Lina Inverse, the "Dragon Spooker".
  • It doesn't help that she's a Destructive Saviour Of Mass Destruction
• Kei and Yuri of the anime/Amerimanga/Light Novel series Dirty Pair practically define this trope: Two sexy government operatives who just happen to attract apocalyptic disaster wherever they go. Their typically ham-fisted and violent style in handling such situations doesn't help matters, but Finagle's Law is a way of life with them, and calamity seems to strike wherever they go, even when they're on vacation. In one miniseries, a villain performs an "experiment" to see what would happen when a clone of Yuri is thrown into the mix, injecting three "Lovely Angels" into the situation. The result: a supernova that threatens to set off more supernovae by its shockwave. Clearly two women you should be inclined to avoid.
  • "It's not our fault!"
• In Case Closed, wherever the main character goes, he finds himself knee-deep in another murder, theft, or other serious crime. Good thing he's a private eye, huh?
• Berserk: After the Eclipse and he was marked with the Brand of the Sacrifice, Guts becomes this. Every town he goes to has a ninety-eight percent chance of ending up in flames and chaos, either because of the demons who follow him, or, his own doing (in result of trying to slay said demons).
• Gildartz, of Fairy Tail has this as his superpower. The most powerful member of the Guild, his magic "crash" litteraly destroys everything he touches. The only problem is that unless he's pissed off, he has an attention span of about 5 seconds and due to his nature prefers to walk everywere; in a strait line. The town he lives in even has a restructured Gildartz mode where he has nothing in his path, to save on repair bills.

Comic Books

• Most superheroes. One example is when Batman first dealt with a large plague, then a city-destroying earthquake, then (in the aftermath of the quake) a winter that was far colder than normal.
  • Mentioned in Batman Begins, as Gordon talks about escalation: "We start carrying semi-automatics; They start carrying automatics. We start wearing kevlar; They start using armor piercing rounds. And you're wearing a mask and jumping off rooftops; Take this guy, armed robbery, double homicide, taste for the theatrical, and leaves a calling card. (It's the joker.)"
    • This idea is covered a lot in superhero comics; especially Batman.
• Rorschach from Watchmen.
• Being anywhere near the two main characters of Mortadelo Y Filemon is very hazardous to your health. Lampshaded in one of the later albums: When Mortadelo and Filemon boarded a plane, all the other passengers refused to board.
  • Lately, in the special comics about the Olympic Games and the Football World Cup, whenever the sportsmen/football players hear that Mortadelo and Filemon are going to join the team in order to follow on the mission, they do anything in order to get away from them (there is even one time in which they decide to travel to Morocco as illegal immigrants).
• Don Depresor from the spanish comic book Fanhunter. Put him in an enemy ship/plane, tell him to act naturally, enjoy seeing the ship sinking/plane crashing.
• Groo the Wanderer, full stop.

Film

• John Spartan in Demolition Man earned the titular nickname due to his tendency towards leaving any building he performs an operation in as a smouldering ruin.
• The videocamera-toting cast of Cloverfield probably fit nicely into this trope - wherever they go, whatever they do, the monster is there as well. This troper has heard theories that some of the characters drank so much Slusho that the monster is sniffing them out.
• Godzilla and all other Kaiju simply due to the fact that they are literally disasters.
  • "Bye, Godzilla! Thanks for leveling our city!"
• Leslie Nielsen's characters in films like The Naked Gun and Airplane! tend to be a humorous version of this.
• Officers Riggs and Murtaugh of the Lethal Weapon films sometimes seem like the L.A.P.D.'s counterparts to the Dirty Pair.

Literature

• In Good Omens, War is working under an alias as a news correspondent, and it's noted by her colleagues that when war breaks out, she's there amazingly quickly - almost before it happens. Eventually the smart ones just start booking flight tickets based on her destinations.
• Bobbie Faye Sumrall of the Bobbie Faye books is infamous for this. Words cannot describe.
• Caine is this for multiple reasons. For one, because he was an actor by training and for the longest time either sought out or created violent situations to provide material for his adventures. Also, because the way he forces himself on reality actually causes the fabric of magic and chance to send hell his way (according to his more metaphysically-minded companions). But mostly, it's because the crazy bastard can almost never resist the urge to escalate a fight.
• Jame in P.C. Hodgell's Chronicles of the Kencyrath. She's a walking disaster magnet, as one might expect for someone marked to become Nemesis, the avatar of destruction. Her brother is warned by a friend of hers that he'd probably find their land "reduced to rubble and [Jame] in the midst of it, looking apologetic." As she says, though, "Some things need to be broken."
• Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings has been accused of this, hence his nickname of 'Gandalf Storm-Crow'. He defends himself by saying that there's two kinds of people who show up in disaster-zones: The ones who cause them or take advantage of them, and the ones who go there to help.
  • To be fair, the only person to call Gandalf by that name was Wormtongue, who was trying to turn Theoden against him. Gandalf does use the name himself once when he travels to Gondor, however.
• Rand Al Thor, The Dragon Reborn, of the Wheel of Time is one of these, a fact that rather gets to him as things progress, not to mention damages his chances of winning people over even if he is the Chosen One. It varies a lot in terms of how much destruction and chaos turns up around him, but it always does.
• Honor Harrington is nicknamed "The Salamander" by the Manticoran media, for her tendency to be where the fire is hottest.
• Harry Dresden is this incarnate. Ever since he started working in Chicago, there's pretty much three gigantic magical disasters per year. Also it is also due to living in a Disaster Area - the Chicago area is strongly magical, drawing in all kinds of things. A mobster, who is so badass that he joins a magical legal organization containing entities like demigods and wizard councils purely based on being a badass muggle, complains that Harry threatening to show up is more blackmail than he ever does. It turns out that being a Person of Mass Destruction and hanging out with a surprisingly large number of beings who are at least as powerful does wonders for the insurance collection rates.

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." - Harry Dresden, Blood Rites

• Due to the polarized clashing of politics and religion in their universe, the Stationery Voyagers can't seem to go anywhere without mob violence breaking out in the name of one cause or another, and chasing them out of town for daring to feign neutrality. And if it isn't mob violence, it's terrorists, demons, sorcerers, pirates, bobcats, or The Empire. Liquidon is especially vulnerable to this.
• Jackie Rodowsky of The Baby Sitters Club is known as "The Walking Disaster" thanks to his seeming talent for self-injury.

Live Action TV

• The Doctor from Doctor Who. This is heavily lampshaded and emphasized to the point of Anviliciousness in the revived series.
  • Certain Doctors exemplify the trope far more than others, however. The Fifth Doctor instantly comes to mind, with one of his companions dying on him, and most adventures ending with many (if not all) non-mains dead. With the Fifth, it got so bad that one of his companions actually chose to leave for home rather than deal with the death and devastation.
  • Possibly topped in the revived series, when the Tenth Doctor discovered that London on one near-future Christmas Day was abandoned, as the residents had come to realize that every Christmas, aliens attacked their city. They returned a few days later.
  • To be fair to the Doctor, his TARDIS (combination of Cool Ship / Living Ship) actually takes him "where you need to be", which is mostly where people are about to start dying / Cosmic Horrors are about to attack. He is actually more of an inversion of the trope, as we saw in the episode "Turn Left" that things get a lot worse when he isn't there.
• Ronon Dex of Stargate Atlantis also fell under this during his time as a Runner.
• Eric Idle's character in one Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch (with the random title of "Prawn Salad") seems to cause accidents just by being there. Pictures fall off walls, furniture collapses, and a maid has a very unfortunate accident when showing him a dagger. And then it gets funnier.
• The Hellmouth may be a Weirdness Magnet by itself but the annual near-misses with The End of the World as We Know It in Sunnydale only started when Buffy the Vampire Slayer came into town.
  • And apparently only happen to people in the same grade as her.
    • That has to do with the school being directly on top of the Hellmouth.
  • One of the prequel comics indicates that it's actually the other way round - Buffy is drawn to weirdness, not vice versa.
    • This claim has some weight. Remember when she left Sunnydale? She couldn't spend a few months without tripping over demons again.
• Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote, and many other characters from detective fiction. Wherever they go, people drop dead at a rate that makes you wonder why the police don't either lock them up or put them under 24/7 surveillance.

Tabletop Games

• Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium, creates one of those. He tries to be posted on the least dangerous-looking commands only to find out they're not quite as safe as he assumed them to be. His favorite artillery regiment (watching the war from several dozen miles behind the front lines) was in the way of a tyranid flanking attack, his checking up on a few insurgents apart from the main host turns up the remnants of an inquisitorial warband fighting a nest of genestealers and having a cozy little war against seemingly poorly-organized orks reintroduces him to his best friends, the Necrons.
• If you are a Celestial Exalted, you are this. It's just a natural consequence of being one of 700 beings in the entire world that can derail the local Chessmaster's plans. And those of the undead, omnicidal Eldritch Abominations. And the non-undead but just as nasty Eldritch Abominations who intend to turn the world into a literal Hell on Earth. And the Well Intentioned Extremists who want to kill you because they think you're going to turn out just as bad as those other guys trying to kill you. Yeah, it's that kind of setting.
• Can happen in Scion, due to the nature of Legend and Fate. As the Scions level up from heroes to demigods to gods, they inevitably either get drawn towards conflicts or cause conflicts to come to them. It gets stronger the higher a Scion's level, until it becomes so strong they have to either take on a godly avatar of lesser power or depart from the mortal world to prevent collateral damage.

Video Games

• Zidane of Final Fantasy IX is such an example that the Console RPG Cliche List named this trope after him. Surprisingly, it all happens for plot reasons (at least in theory) and none of the characters in the game (Zidane included) seem to notice the pattern.

Zidane's Curse: An unlucky condition in which every location in the game will coincidentally wind up being destroyed just after the hero arrives.

• Gordon Freeman of Half Life 2. Any sensible rebels would run for their lives instead of cheering when they see the good doctor approach. Of course, he is actively hunted by the Combine for being the unifying force of said resistance, so...
• The Pariah Dog from Fallout 2. You find him standing in the middle of a pile of corpses, and having him in your party drops your Luck Stat to 1, and give you the Jinxed trait, causing you and everyone around to critically fail almost every move.
• The player character in Elder Scrolls Oblivion; when they turn up the monsters aren't far behind. In fact it's the easiest way to get some wandering NPC killed, just wait for them to walk in the wilderness and follow them.
  • Fallout 3 continues this trend, so much so that this player tries to avoid going near 'Big Town', as doing so will spawn another monster the locals can't deal with.
• As noted in her entry on the Doom Magnet page, where Samus Aran of Metroid goes, destruction usually follows. Unless it is a space station, in which case it will definitely be destroyed.
• Commander Shepard in Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. In his/her search for Saren in the first, and his/her battle against the Collectors in the sequel, almost no location has managed to avoid being wrecked. Some examples (spoilers):
  • When you reach Eden Prime, it is under siege. The colony is wrecked. The artifact you went to retrieve is still there, but after it is triggered by one of your teammates you interact with it and it overloads and explodes.
  • After recovering Liara, the Prothean ruins (that had survived fifty thousand years in a seismically active area) get destroyed by a quake Shepard triggered accidentally.
  • In Noveria, s/he triggers a neutron bomb to deal with a rachni infestation.
  • In Feros, s/he throws the thorian down a shaft to (presumably) its death.
  • In Virmire, s/he detonates a nuclear device to deal with the Krogan cloning facility.
  • The Citadel then gets thrashed by Sovereign as s/he is attempting to stop it from ending all sapient life in the galaxy.
  • In the sequel, then, two colonies are abducted (at the second you're in time to save one third of the population).
  • The dead Reaper (humongous ship Shepard explores in search of technology) is crushed by the atmosphere of the planet it falls into (after holding orbit for 37M years).
  • You get to decide whether the Collector base survives or not, but it is to be expected that about half the time it's going to get exploded.
  • Jack's prison ship is destroyed. In Shepard's defence, all s/he was supposed to do was pick up a prisoner, instead they tried to capture him/her. As every character notes, Shepard's enemies are quickly acquainted with explosions and death.
  • There may be a few more. But it is a fair bet that wherever Shepard goes, death and destruction follow.
    • It's even lampshaded by a batarian on Omega in Mass Effect 2

"Things explode around you, Shepard. You can't blame Aria for being careful."

• • • And by Wrex upon meeting Grunt.

Grunt: He (Okeer) is dead.
Wrex: Of course. You're with Shepard. How could he be alive?

• • • As well as Rana Thanoptis' reaction to seeing Shepard again;

Rana: Now if you don't mind, I'm going to run like hell before you blow the place or something. I know how you work.

• • Easily the biggest one comes at the end of The Arrival DLC where, whether Paragon or Renegade, Shepard sends an asteroid into a mass relay causing it to go supernova and destroy an entire solar system, killing 300,000 batarians. Unlike the others, this one really looks like it's going to bite him/her in the ass as s/he's now facing potential murder charges for those 300,000 people and a potential war even though s/he really did what s/he had to do for good reasons.
• Nathan Drake of Uncharted would honestly prefer it if stuff didn't blow up everywhere he goes, but it just... seems to happen. Accidentally. This is lampshaded a lot and even played for subtle tragedy late in Among Thieves, when an innocent Tibetan village that happened to be sheltering Nate is invaded and shot to pieces with many casualties. In the third game, Nate manages to accidentally turn a plane in stable flight into a streak of flaming shrapnel from the cargo bay, shortly after boarding it, in an astonishing sequence of events that borders on Disaster Dominoes.
  • Goes Up to Eleven at the end of the third game when Nate causes the entire city of Ubar to collapse into a giant sinkhole.

Sully: Three goddamned bullets. How the Hell did you do this with three goddamned bullets?!

• Hawke in Dragon Age II is both a Fight Magnet and this. Varric lampshades it in the Legacy DLC when Hawke comments that he/she wants to have a quiet vacation somewhere peaceful - maybe a beach?

Hawke, the day you go to the beach would be the day an armada of angry demon pirates shows up.

Web Comics

• The so-called "Light Warriors" of Eight Bit Theater are walking agents of destruction, but they usually do most of the dirty work themselves. The character who does qualify for this trope is White Mage, who can't seem to complete a good deed before a godlike act of destruction annihilates everything she's worked for. The vast majority of those are caused by the aforementioned Light Warriors, particularly Black Mage.
  • In fact, some have given them the appropriate nickname of "Blight Warriors."
• Happens in WTF Comics with Anna to the point of being lampshaded several times.

While exploding a cave under a castle.
(Crack appears in wall of cave.)
Straha: ...Anna... remember what I asked you not to do...
Anna: What... about causing terrible things to happen?
(Dragon bursts into cave.)
Straha: ...you're doing it again...

• • And later upon returning to Anna's home town and finding it in bad shape.

Straha: ...this usually doesn't happen until AFTER Anna gets somewhere..

• Chasing the Sunset, discussing a somewhat unstable magical construct:

Malvenicus: Is he sprouting arcane fire and demolishing the fabric of the universe again?
Leaf: What? No!
Malvenicus: No? But he's not here, so how can you know?
Myhrad: Well, he wasn't when we left him.
Malvenicus: So you're merely guessing.
Ayne: We've been traveling with a pixie for weeks. We have a seventh sense for widespread destruction.

• Vexxarr is a gastropodding / faster-than-light hightailing disaster area, as acknowledged by the crew:

Minionbot: Have we yet again condemned an otherwise innocent species to brutal and premature extinction?
Vexxarr: What makes you say that?
Minionbot: Is it a Thursday?

• • ...and later himself:

Vexxarr: How is it my species destroys everything it touches?
Minionbot: I believe that is because it sets out to destroy everything it touches.
Vexxarr: But... [lists half of the other species he met so far] I didn't set out to destroy their civilizations.
Minionbot: It appears to be a gift.

Western Animation

• SpongeBob SquarePants's cousin Stanley
• Coop in Megas XLR can't seem to go anywhere in the titular Humongous Mecha without causing mass destruction in the process. Good thing he has Negative Continuity on his side.
• Misery, in Ruby Gloom, and everyone related to her. Apparently, they have been involved in every major disaster throughout history.
• Invader Zim, who once accidentally shut down the power for half a military training planet, for a snack, is this trope. At two minutes old, he blew the power for most of a planet. His leaders put him in military science to try and turn his capacity for horrible oblivious destruction in a useful direction, but it didn't really work out. For instance, Zim caused another power outage when he decided to visit the surface of Irk, killed the two previous Tallests by creating a Lovecraftian horror that nearly wiped out all space, and caused a planet to explode just by standing on it. To keep him contained during an invasion, his commanders confined him to a circle drawn on the ground. Zim promptly decided was too simple a task for his GENIUS and hijacked a Humongous Mecha invasion machine, whereupon he commenced with the invading and the exploding and the uncontrolled fires blissfully unaware he had not yet left Planet Irk and bringing the entire invasion down single-handed. For their next invasion, Zim's commanders exiled him to Earth - as far away from them as possible. From there, he still managed to destroy a large part of the invading fleet with an out-of-control rapidly moving planet Mars. In one unused script, there was to be a montage of everything Zim had ever destroyed. ...It would have gone on for a while.
• Derpy Hooves from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, to the extent that she can hardly sit down without causing property damage.
  • I think that falls under straw that broke the camel's back since that the sitting down only completed the disaster that was destroying town hall.

Other

• Jimmy Burns, V-Blogger and foreign correspondent in Shooting War, though he also gets misquoted on this. Then again, he's in a freaking war zone.
• Michael Bay

Real Life

• Real life example: professional wrestler Ahmed Johnson (pseudonym). He seemed to have potential, but he couldn't go a month without getting injured. The most amazing part, though, was when he was thrown off the side of the ring and landed, on his feet, but using the announcing table for support. Somehow, his hand happened to land on some sort of big nail that was sticking out of the table for no apparent reason and he was injured once more.
  • More recently, Candice Michelle is being seen as something of a bad luck charm for the WWE women's division. Smarks generally watch her matches with the looming fear that somebody is going to get injured.
• Another Real Life example: Terry Gilliam's film productions, while spectacular, are classically, and now superstitiously, known for tendencies towards mishap, one of the arguing points used to dismiss consideration of him as director of the Harry Potter series of films. (Gilliam was Rowling's choice.)