Villain Song/Quotes

"I so love a musical number."

—Satan, Animaniacs

Upstage, lads! This is my only number.

—Long John Silver (as played by Tim Curry), Muppet Treasure Island

"When I say he was a monster,
when I set fire to his name,
It does not matter where you hear it from,
whether truth or lies,
It gets said all the same.

Whatever's on the table plays!"

—The Protomen (Turbo Lover, as Dr. Wily) "The Hounds"

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

—Voltaire, "When You're Evil"

I believe in a cruel God
who has created in in His image
and whom, in hate, I name.
From some vile seed
or base atom I am born.
I am evil because I am a man;
and I feel the primeval slime in me.
Yes! This is my testimony!
[...]
And I believe man to be the sport
of an unjust Fate,
from the germ of the cradle
to the worm of the grave.
After all this mockery comes death.
And then? And then?
Death is Nothingness.

Heaven is an old wives' tale!

—Iago, Othello (Opera by Verdi)

Cause whatcha got is what we need
And all we do is dirty deeds,

WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT!

—The Spinners, Spaceballs

It's all about the game and how you play it,
It's all about control and if you can take it,
It's all about debt and if you can pay it,
It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.

I am the Game, you don't wanna play me,
I am Control, no way you can change me,
I am Heavy Debt, no way you can pay me,
I am the Pain and I know you can't take me.

Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun
I am The Game and I make the rules
So move on out or you can die like a fool.

Trying to figure out what my move's gonna be?
Come over, sucker. Why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay,

Cause I am The Game and I want to play.

—Motorhead - The Game

You're dressin all in black
From your front to your back
And all your evil ways
They seem to go on for days
And as a matter of fact
You got one more night before ya

Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line up
Before your times up

You wanna live like a super villain

—Powerman 5000, Super Villain

"When zhe bad guy is that happy it always, always means...bad guy song!"

—The Trublador, Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

"I'll rule the world!...uh, that is, after I sing my song!"

—Evil Dr. Carver, The Proud Family Movie

"It will all be mine,
Power so divine
I'll tell the sun to shine
On only me!
It will all be mine,
Till the end of time
When this perfect crime
Makes history

Team Rocket! This is our destiny!"

—Giovanni, Pokémon Live!

There's math and there's dealers and players and killers and ME!
They say that they're winners, okay, well let's see!
You pay or you play, the rules of the trade
The math of the date, the times and the age
What you want, how you like! Aim high man, why not?

Sun Moon Stars in y'all, each and every all of y'all!

—Gorillaz (Mos Def, as Sun Moon Stars), Sweepstakes

Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy

They my be right, they may be right

But it's not, as if, I don't try

I just fuck up, try as I might!

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises I swear it!

I will open up my heart and I will share it

And any minute now I will be born again!

I can change, I can change!

I know I've been a dirty little bastard!

I like to kill, I like to main and I'm insane

But that's okay, 'cause I can change!

[...]

It's not my fault that I'm so evil

It's society... society!

You see my parents were sometimes abusive

And it made a prick of me!

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises I know it!

I will open up my heart and I will show it

And any minute now I will be born again!

[...]

Satan: But what if you never change?

What if you remain a sandy, little butt-hole?

[...]

Saddam: Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit

Soon Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!

On me!

On me, hey look, I'm changing right now! *proceeds to break dance*

—"I Can Change", South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Oh look! What clever children!
See them study, watch them learn!
How I HATE those goody-goodies!
How it makes my stomach turn!
I've got a little secret,
That'll really make 'em cry!
It's a NASTY kind of magic,

From a special, kind of guy!

—I.M. Meen

I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me
Here from my Hollywood tower I rule
I'm a lyin' motherfucker, the chainsaw's my tool
The New Morgue's a factory to grease our lies
The machine is hungry, it needs your life
Don't mind the faggots and the ruthless scum
Before we're done, son, we'll make you one
I'm the tin man! I never had a heart!

I'm the tin man! But I'll make you a star!

—W.A.S.P. - "Chainsaw Charlie"

I love to kick it up a notch
Cuz I'm evil and bad to the bone.
[takes a drag] Yeah, I'm smoking pot!

Looks like Junior is all grown up.

And I'm having a blast, blowing shit up --

I'll kill a million bugs! It's a thrill and a drug

So call me a terrible guy!

I love to kick it up a notch

And watch! All! Of! You! DIE! [[[Evil Laugh]]]

—Junior, Starship

No one man should have all that power.
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours.
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power.

Till then, fuck that, the world's ours.

—Kanye West Power