Videogamedunkey

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videogamedunkey is a gaming comedy channel on YouTube where an American guy with a foul mouth and a bad temper plays popular, nostalgic and obscure video games. His content includes heavily edited playthroughs filled with with MSTs, satirical reviews and rants.

Dunkey (real name: Jason Gastrow) was first known as a League of Legends player. He officially stopped playing the game in September 12, 2015. [1]

"Not even close, babyyyyyy!"

Caption 1: Clip of Janna missing a tornado
Caption 2: Clip of Nid getting a shield
Caption 3: Clip of Riven about to die
Caption 4: Clip of the wrong game entirely [chess]

Dunkey: (as the mooks) It- It's a truck! Quick, jump in front of it!
(They do so and get run over by the truck in slow-motion.)
Dunkey: It doesn't work. His plan doesn't work.

"This move I have is really cool, but DUNKEY ROLL but it's really, I have to say it really loud whenever I do it, so it's kind of risky doing it DUNKEY ROLL!"

  • Catch Phrase: "Not even close, babyyyyyy"
    • "Uh oh..."
    • "Seeya!"
    • "I'll have the spaghetti 'a meatballs."
    • "Whoops! An accident!"
    • "...into the ocean!"
    • "YOU BITCH!"
    • "You're going to jail.."
  • Combat Commentator: In "TTT: Wrestlemania", Dunkey plays the role of a wrestling commentator to savage crowbar fights.
    • He takes part in the last fight... and loses.
  • Cutaway Gag: In "Playstation Allstars", Dunkey, after numerous complaints about the game's multiplayer ("Who the FUCK plays timed mode?!") says that the online play is at least better than Super Smash Bros Brawl. It then cuts to Dunkey simulating the online latency on the Wii:

(In the online training area.)
Dunkey: Alright, Donkey Kong! Go left!
(Dunkey does so with the GameCube controller. 3 seconds later, DK goes left.)

Dunkey: Who makes this guy? He's a fucking bozo! You don't get shot playing Street Fighter! It's not that fucking crazy!
(cut to Marvel vs. Capcom 2 gameplay featuring Cable shooting an opponent while cheering goes on in the background)
Dunkey: KILL DAT NIGGA! KILL DAT NIGGA! WHOOOO! YA BITCH! YA BITCH!

Dunkey: (as a girl gamer) Like, if anyone ever beats us, we just fuckin' shoot 'em.
(Gunshots, airhorn, scream.)

Dunkey: Now, after getting stabbed in the back, that reminds me: go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey
Player: Guys, is that Dunkey?
Dunkey: Uh oh.

  • Dunkey with an angry gamer:

"You shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Now you shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. You shut your fucking mouth, you bitch. Fuck you! Suck my dick! Just calm the fuck down! It's just you and me! So calm the fuck down, okay? And go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey!"

Dunkey: (Pointing a gun to a player) Gimme your pants.
(Player drops pants)
Dunkey: Now give me your other pants.

"This is amazing."

"White people do not know how to work horses. They have become weak, like the water buffalo; weak from their lives of luxury."
"They say no white man has opened wine for thousands of years."
"The white man cannot play trombone. He has become weak, like the hawk, peeing on the horizon. CAW. CAW."

Dunkey: Number Eight!
(ten seconds of silence)
(...)
(...)
Dunkey: ...C'mon!

"So this is actually a human player. You can just go into other people's game and fuck them up. 'Cause the game doesn't fuck you enough, it lets other people come in and fuck you up."

"I gotta tell em! It's Robocop, it's Robocop, the movie's Robocop."
(The other guys shoot Dunkey)

"Suspect has left the vehicle, I will pursue him in my yellow Bumblebee car and run him over, because that's funny."

Dunkey: League of Legends. Best video game in the world, with 30 billion players.
(Caption: and 7 good players)

"Man, game critics fuckin' suck.

"Jesus Christ, this guy fucking dissected the entire movie of Click. This is like a professional film thesis.. on Click."

  • In "Skunk Souls", Dunkey, reminded of a snake player, gets knocked off a platform and falls to his death:
"God damn it. I am fed up with these snakes!"
(Shows a picture of Samuel L. Jackson)
"Denzel Washington."
  • When Dunkey sees Anor Londo (with the castle):
"Disney World!"
"Ooh! I know this. This is StarCraft." (sheep explodes) Oh God, no!-"

  1. Causes include getting a temp ban from the game due to "toxic behavior" (shit-talking), something he disagrees with by principle, and being fed up with his lack of enjoyment in the game.
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