Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road

—The video's description

Eons from now this video will serve as a testament, to those who uncover it, as a sentinel. They shall hail it as enlightened prophecy from places on the outer fringes of time and space, and will build up great obelisks in it's glory. They will strive to achieve it's apparent transcendence of madness, chaos, and self, and enter into it's perceived state of perverse Atman. Wars will be fought over it's symbolism, and finally a new life shall be born out of it's womb. Thanks Japan

—The top comment on the Youtube page

First of all: go watch the video here. It'll take then less than two minutes. This page will still be here when you get back.

Now that you have gone mad from the revelation, have fun adding as many tropes as possible to this page.

No relation to the anime Ultimate Muscle.

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Tropes used in Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend include:

• Actor Allusion: Billy is actually based upon Billy Herrinton, a por nstar who has inspired many a meme.
• Brick Joke: A nude photo of Billy pops up in the beginning with his crotch being blocked by a baby face. We see later that he actually does have a baby face there.
• Deranged Animation
• The Face of the Sun: The sun appears(?) to be a baby's head.
• Fantastic Light Source
• Frickin' Laser Beams: See Groin Attack
  • Wut? This is the complete opposite of a Groin Attack!
• Green Aesop: Seems to have been the intention.
• Groin Attack: Inverted.
• Hard Gay: ...Hardest.
• Humongous Mecha
  • Transforming Mecha: Road roller, or giant kickass robot? You decide.
• Made of Iron: Slam into a guard-rail face-first at 50+ miles an hour? No problem for Billy Herrinton.
• Mind Screw: so much.
• Multi-Track Drifting: Road roller drifting!
• Off-Model: Rin.
• Reality Is Out to Lunch
• Rule of Funny: the video runs with it, and then some.
• Shout-Out: To Teletubbies, of all things.
• Spit Take: One of many, many possible reactions.
• Stuff Blowing Up: The aforementioned Humongous Mecha.
• What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?: No amount of drugs can cause this.
• Widget Video: Evidently, this makes sense to people in Japan.
  • Mind Screw: For the rest of us, though...
  • Apparently, it's parodying this video.