Torchwood: The Lost Files/Funny

• From The Devil and Miss Carew, while Jack and Ianto are driving along a country road;

Ianto: Buckle up, this could get bumpy.
Jack: [Laughs] Oh Ianto, I love it when you talk dirty.

• • Gwen's fight with the titular octogenarian. Mostly because she gets her ass kicked by an 83-year-old.

Gwen: You're like super-gran!

• From the radio drama Lost Souls. It's mostly a rather sad episode, but Ianto gets a moment when he and Gwen are investigating a Hadron collider tunnel. On bikes.
  • "My bike's got a bell." *ding*