Tomorrow Never Dies/Funny

• "Warning. Unsafe driving will void warranty."
  • The look of unabashed glee on Bond's face as his BMW crashes into an Avis office, the same company he supposedly rented it from.
    • "Congratulations on a safe journey!"
  • When various Mooks are trying to get into Bonds car and being electrocuted and having sledgehammers bounce off.
  • And then when Doctor Kauffman is ordered to torture Bond into saying how to open the car, just after he's spelt out how he's going to kill Bond to make it look like suicide.

Kaufmann: This is very embarrassing. It seems there is a red box they need in your car, only they can't get it open. They want me to get you to tell how to open it. I feel like an idiot, I don't know what to say.

• • • All of the above are from one scene, mind you!
• "I figure you'd respond better to a female voice." "We've met!"