Todd in the Shadows/Haiku

He loves pop music
on the whole, but these songs suck
Let's tear them apart.

—Idler

He rescues us from
The bad music in the world
It is his mission.

—DJ Marred

Clad in the darkness,
One guy reviews modern tunes
And makes fun of them.

—The Hero Hartmut

Plays piano, rants
Funnily on bad pop songs
And obscures himself.

—So We Ate Them

A man in a hood
Seated at his piano
Bad pop tunes, beware.

—Jade Eyes 1