TimeSplitters (series)/Quotes

Shoot anything with teeth bigger than its face!

—Random soldier

"Ah, yes. I can only assume you refer to your Dahr-ling Kitten Celeste. I'm afraid she's a little... tied-up at the moment, but I have a feeling we'll be running... into-her... shortly..."

—Archie G. Khallos, refering to Harry Tipper's lover, who is tied to a railway track

"TIIIII-III-IIIME TO-O-O SPAH-LIII-IIIT!"

—Sgt. Cortez

"...I'll take the next one."

—Amy Chen, after hearing the above quote

"They made you do WHAT?!... LIKE A MONKEY?! Those BOUNDERS!"

—Captain Ash, listening to his lady-friend's account of being imprisoned.

"Weird... It turned up all empty, with no-one on board."
"It's just like the Mary Celeste..."
"Mary who?"
"The only Mary I know is in Boiler Maintenance. Come to think of it, she's a bit of an old boiler herself."
"Did he used to date her?"

"Ah, shut-up..."

—Conversation between three guards when Cortez hijacks a submarine, and hides.

"I heard gunshots!"
"Ah, you stupid idiot. We're at the bottom of the ocean, nobody can get down here."
"I know what I heard!"

"Ah, you've been eating that pipe fungus again. I told you to stop it, it makes you paranoid!"

—Two guards, while Cortez is spying on them