The Waterboy/YMMV

• Ensemble Darkhorse: Rob Schneider's "Townie" character, aka the "You can do it!" guy.
  • Clint Howard as Paco.
• Fetish Retardant: Vicky's enormous, cigarette-stained teeth. Justified in Fairuza Balk has built a career out of these kinds of scary hot roles.
• Memetic Mutation: Waaaaaaaaater sucks! It really, really sucks! Waaaaaaaaaater sucks! It really, really suuuuuuucks!
  • Gayyyy-tooor-rade!
  • You can do it!
  • Lil girls ah the debil!"
• The Woobie: Bobby spent his whole life taking so much crap from everyone, that it shouldn't be surprising that there's so much built-up rage which helps him play football.
  • Mama Boucher, who smothered Bobby so much out of pain over her husband and Bobby's father abandoning them. You can see and feel the pain as she mouths the words "And a voodoo woman named Phyllis" from her husband's breakup note.
  • Coach Klein, who went from brilliant assistant coach to a borderline Cloudcuckoolander after Red Beaulieu stole the playbook he spent years making, so he could become head coach rather than Klein.

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