The Stand/Funny

• When Stu is about to be killed by Elder he points behind him and exclaims something along the lines of "Holy crap is that a rat!?" to get Elder to turn around so he can escape. It works
• When Larry becomes successful, a guy calls him and tries to talk him into making a remake of "Hang On, Sloopy". Larry eventually loses his patience, and tells him that given a choice between recording "Hang On, Sloopy" and being tied down and receiving a Coca-Cola enema, he would pick the latter.
  • Later, Ralph Brentner makes a similar joke: "If it came down to a choice between drinking Za-Rex and bullpiss, I'd have to sit down and think her over."

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