The Room/Haiku

A splendidly bad,
inexplicable movie.
Oh hai, TV tropes.

—Idler

I did not hit her!
I did NAHT. Oh hai, Denny.
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

—Don Zabu

Hi Denny. Lisa,
You are tearing me apart!
I did NAHT. Hi, Mark.

—Anonymous

Oh, HI, [name of guy]!
Movie is laden with Narm,
Random spoon photos.

—Yon Troper

It's hilarious

You just a beeg CHEECKEN Hunh

Cheep cheep cheep cheep Ch EEP
terlwyth

I did not hit her!
It's not true, It's BULLSHIT. I
Did not! Oh, hi Mark.

—Little Dummy Max

Spoon in picture frame
Audience throws spoons at screen
The best worst movie

—Goldenpelt

I can't tell you, it's
Confidential. Anyway,
How is your sex life?

—Darth Voldemort