The Quest for Geekdom/Funny

• "Call off the tactical gays".
• Arthur and Sensei's epic battle degenerating into slap fights, mercy fights, and a lightsaber battle...with ordinary flashlights.
• Sensei's training/torture of Arthur.
• From Mars Attacks!

Natalie: It’s so gross.
Donald: Well Natalie I’m sure we look equally gross to him.
Arthur: Well I’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker would look gross; I don’t know about the rest of us.

• • Arthur's redneck accent.
  • Describing the Martian’s rampage of destruction

Arthur: Hey, it's just like a frat boy party! Wait, except they’re gay aliens...yeah! Just like a frat boy party!

• "By the power of Gayskull!"
• The scroll Arthur receives in his Conan the Barbarian review is written in Ancient Geek.
• When he realizes that the Big Bad might want to use him to destroy the Geekverse.

Arthur: What if I'm a weapon? AAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Ivan suddenly appears and slaps Arthur* Thanks Ivan. (Beat) What are you doing in my house!?

• Spazz, Renegado, and Detroit heal Arthur with the greatest of geek medicine.

Spazz: Dude, you fed him energy drinks and funyuns for seven hours. How is that medicine?
Renegado: Shh, he doesn't know that.

• Ivan's return from the dead.

Arthur: Are you still Ivan?
Ivan: I was Ivan Golarian, but now I am Ivan...Golarian.
Arthur: What, you die and you don’t even get a fancy name change?
Ivan: It's too much work. Besides, it might get confusing. *Aside Glance*