The Nineties/Quotes

Boy, the way Nirvana played
Songs that got Kurt Cobain laid
Guessing how much Biggie weighed
Those were the days!
And you knew where you were then
Watching Seinfeld yak 'bout Superman
Mister we could use a man like Bubba Clinton again!
Pundits endlessly debate
Doom and OJ's big court date
Gee our Genesis ran great
Those were the daaaays!

Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!
Revamped for the nineties!
So much more exciting!
Pointy elbows and lots of lightning!
Edgy and angry, so zesty and tangy!
There's new demographics
When nobody asked for it!
Everybody! E-e-e-everybody!

Right now!

—"Xeriouxly Forxe" theme song (Homestar Runner April fool's toon)