The Lion King/Haiku

Maybe Hamlet, or
Maybe Kimba. Either way,
Love that meerkat guy.

—Freezair For A Limited Time

In their native tongue,
"Hakuna Matata" means,
"I don't give a (bleep)."

—Eddurd

"What, you think I should
Dress in drag and hula dance?"
Cue Gilligan Cut.

—Eddurd

Classic Disney film
About talking animals
In African world.

—Snowsky

Timon and Pumbaa
They're plucky comic relief
Meerkat and warthog.

—Snowsky

Usurp the Crown by
Regicide and Fratricide.
That Scar's just Evil

—Phoenician

I must take my place
The Circle Of Life beckons
Simba is my name.

—King Sonn Dee Doo

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