The Joker/Quotes

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!

—Me!, In my very first appearance ever!!!

Why so serious?

—Me!, The Dark Knight

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

—Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight. Oh Alfie, you flatter me...

How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.

—Me again, The Dark Knight. Knocked' em dead with that one!

There's two things he forgot to tell you about me... I don't care what happens to the world! And I DON'T play well with others...

—Moi, setting that killjoy Deathstroke straight, Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

—Guess who?, The Killing Joke. I just wanted old Jim to see the joke!

It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Beat Oh, what the heck? I'll laugh anyway! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

—Me Again, who'd'a thunk?, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"Yet we're linked, you and I. Like Comedy and Tragedy. Two sides, same coin."

—That version of me with the dreadlocks to good old Batsie, The Batman, "The Bat In The Belfry".

"The guy is so demented and evil, but so funny at the same time, it actually makes you laugh along with him and feel guilty about it afterward. How can you not laugh at a guy with a permanent smile?"

"You know what's great about you puddin'? You really put the "fun" in "funeral!"

—My Dear Little Harley, Batman: The Animated Series, The Man Who Killed Batman.

"That's the downside of comedy. You're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke!"

—Me!, Batman: The Animated Series, Mad Love

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