The Island/Funny

• The conversation that went nowhere, fast.

Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
Lincoln: He's in a can?
Bartender: Takin' a dump.
Lincoln: A dump? Taking it where?
Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
Lincoln: Thank you.

• Don't you just looove those 'first meetings'!

Tom Lincoln: Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?