The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim/Haiku
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Defeat the dragons
And eat their souls
To save the world, again
Skyrim's dangerous
And cold, stranger. Better bring
Two swords and a beard.
You know what is wrong?
Everyone's obsessed with death
In Skyrim these days.
Used to adventure
Was just like you, friend, but then
Arrow in the knee.
Skyrim’s in crisis
How do we solve its problems?
Three words: FUS RO DAH!
Skyrim, Perfect Game
Take an Arrow to the knee
Shout at a Dragon
Hail the Dovhakiin
Or he'll Fus Ro Dah your ass
Off the highest cliff