Tangled (2010 film)/Haiku

I try to listen
Sometimes it just seems too hard
Your tongue’s in my ear.

I'm tied to a chair
The satchel is in that pot
OH GOD FRYING PAN.

A horse with a sword
Gigantic wall of water
Yeah we're pretty screwed.

She's too beautiful
Her hair shines through the water
OH GOD IT'S GLOWING.

Silly little horse
You will never know the truth
I stole the apples.

I hope for too much
We'll never get together
But she's still my dream.

-Tangled in Haiku, by Flynn Rider.