Suspicious Videogame Generosity/Quotes

Cloche: What did you think of that place brimmed with so much treasure?
Croix: What do you mean?
Cloche: I mean what I said.

Croix: ...It was practically the same as saying, "There is a trap over here."

—Ar tonelico II: Melody of Metafalica

Freeman: This is...suspiciously convenient. I've gotten used to things not going my way for quite a while now.

—Freeman's Mind

Rebel Fighter: Let me put it this way. If you come across a room full of wooden crates, what always happens?
Gordon: I have to do a jumping puzzle?
Rebel Fighter: And if you come across a huge cache of ammo, weapons, health packs, and armor chargers, what does that mean?
Gordon: That I'm about to get my ass kicked?

Rebel Fighter: Bingo.

—Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

Barley: Oh, I got a gun.
Spike: That's not good.
Barley: Oh wait...

Spike: That's not good...

—Spike and Barley Play: part one of their Let's Play of Afraid of Monsters