Street Fighter Alpha/Funny

• Guy's exchange with Bison in the Western versions of Alpha 2. It's made hilarious by the fact that a person as straight-laced as he delivers a line like this:

Bison: "Bushin style ninjas are no match for Shadaloo soldiers."
Guy: "I've fought your soldiers. Now I've come for you."
Bison: "My soldiers are skilled, but I am supreme."
Guy: "Yea, a supreme fat-head!"

• • A more believable break from character, in Alpha 3:

Guy: "I don't like to interfere in the lives of others. Everything should be left as is, but I must ask one thing. Cody... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?"

• Zangief's ending in Alpha 3. How does he stop the Big Bad's Psycho Drive (which is also a Kill Sat)? By piledriving E. Honda into it repeatedly.
• Birdie is either a brainless thug or a Genius Bruiser. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

Birdie: "Make me an offer."
Bison: "I'll offer to destroy you."
Birdie: "Make me a better offer."

• • "If such strong fighters truly exist... they must be in one of those buildings over there."
  • In his Alpha 3 ending, his attempt to obtain Bison's power consists of walking directly into his power reactor. It doesn't end well.
• In Dan's ending, he teaches Blanka how to roll.