Stephenie Meyer/WMG
Stephenie Meyer is J. K. Rowling's Shadow Archetype.
They both wrote popular teen book series with loads of Meaningful Names, and both named their Main Character the name they would have given their next child. Both of their main characters start out as self-professed "nobodies" who wind up having fantastical adventures. Meyer is what Rowling would have been if she didn't have any writing skill.
Stephanie Meyer is a Shadow of the Lovers Arcana that grew an Ego and became a human.
Therefore she represents the aspects of the Reversed Lovers Arcana, in particular the idea of a "forced pairing." Her Small Name, Big Ego problems could be attributed to her still struggling to come to grips with the fact that she isn't properly human and/or the Midnight Channel did a number on her sanity.
Stephenie Meyer is a pseudonym for Stephen King.
Think about it. "Stephenie' is a feminine version of Stephen, (maybe the alternative spelling was made in relation to his name) and 'Meyer' means 'higher or superior.' Like a King.
Stephen King created Stephenie Meyer either as a social experiment, something to add to his universe, or just to troll teenyboppers.
- Considering Meyer's attitude, it also makes her name a lot more meaningful.
That must be why Stephen King said in an interview that Stephenie Meyer "can't write worth a darn." He doesn't want anybody to guess his secret.
- Then the actress portraying her in interviews must be a very brave woman, what with the hate machine being all big and hatey. Unless you're suggesting that Stephen King[1] has mastered real life Latex Perfection...
Stephanie Meyer wrote Twilight to be horrible.
They Plotted a Perfectly Good Waste?
- She's actually a marketing genius who specifically targeted the demographic of "idiots who decide they hate a series and then continue to obsessively follow it anyway".
- So, Springtime for Hitler?
Stephenie Meyer is a vampire hunter
She wrote the Twilight books to make vampires too embarrassed to go out and be evil.
Stephenie Meyer is Tara Gilesbie.
At some point she realized she could make money with her talent. The rest is history.
- Unlikely. At least Meyer can spell.
- That's the reason why editors exist. Or maybe Gilesbie was just trolling us all with her horrendous spelling.
Stephenie Meyer planned Twilight to prove a point
Stephanie agrees with the haters and critics about the stalking, abusive relationships, and negative connotations around the book. She wrote the book to prove a point about how teenage girls simply don't know what real love is and to prank the majority of her fans into thinking what they are reading is positive role modelling. She wrote it bad on purpose to find out who does and does not critically analyse texts.
It's a grand plan. The biggest, most sincere fans of the book will be the ones she can arrange to have her sparkling vampire son date.
Stephenie Meyer is a Ghoul
The Twilight Saga was written to both protect the Masquerade, and horribly mislead young girls about vampires in order to open up new potential feeding grounds. It was a smashing success.
- Supernatural did one on this, while serving a few slaps on the side.
- Brilliant! Why couldn't we see this earlier! we must mobilize the bear cavalry!
Stephanie Meyer is a marketing genius.
Related to one of the ones above. SMeyer started selling her book on a lark, and when it got popular, decided to keep writing, because it's making her fabulously wealthy. She has even created a controversial public persona just for the purpose of drawing in more attention. That, or she's having fun throwing people for a loop.
Stephanie Meyer is J.K. Rowling's Nobody
Rowling writes good Harry Potter books, and Meyer writes bad Twilight books, so she's in the Kingdom Hearts universe.
Stephanie Meyer is a Replica
She has a mentality of a five year old in an adult body. The real Stephanie Meyer died and Mohs created a replica of her from the real Stephanie Meyer's replica data. She only lived for five years and haven't grown mentally unlike Luke.
Stephanie Meyer is a Troll
And the Twilight series is her instrument of trolling.
Stephanie Meyer isn't a real person.
The book was written by a small team in the US Government, in an attempt to create a successful franchise to bring money into the government. Seeing how much money the books and movies have made, and the ridiculous amount of merchandise available (seriously, they have band-aids and hair straighteners with the Twilight image!) it's working. Meyer isn't a real person, she's an actress hired by the government to be the "face", the one to pretend to be the author. Everything about her life and backstory is fabricated.
- ↑ (who, brilliant author that he is, looked like that before the van)