Steins;Gate/Funny

• "Anata no banana pyun pyun da ne!" Your banana is so soft and squishy, but yours truly Mayushii!
• Basically everytime Okabe goes off in weird tangents of thought, leaving everyone bewildered.
• Episode 5:
  • While serving a microwaved banana; "Enjoy, I demand it!".
• Kurisu's tsundere moments. For example, this little gem in episode 12.

Kurisu: "I-I'm not... I'm not grateful to you. I'm just being polite..."
Okabe: What kind of tsundere is that?
Kurisu: I'm not a tsundere! *shove*

• Episode 14:
  • "Right now, What you want most is your own personal fork."...look at Kurisu's reaction.

Kurisu: "Screw you future me!"

• • • The Gratuitous English makes if even funnier. "My fork" and "my spoon" indeed...
    • Apparently "my fork" and "my spoon" was at some point 2chan slang for "lover" and "friend", respectively. No wonder Kurisu was so pissed with herself.
• Episode 15:
  • Okabe's reveal of his @channel handle, "Hououin Kyouma", which everybody already knew.
  • Okabe's attempt to communicate with a foreign looking person.

Okabe (In English): Hey Mister, I am Mad Scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch.

• Episode 18: Kurisu recognizing that Okabe is a virgin.
• Episode 23: Okabe describing his future self as "an otaku who read too many bad light novels"
• Episode 25: The return of Gratuitous English Okabe, only this time he tries on American airport security. It goes slightly less well.

Security Guard (In English): "What's your purpose here?"
Okabe (in Japanese): "I guess I have no choice..." (switches to English) "I am mad scientist! United States! Chaooooossss! And invade!*begins to laugh maniacally*

Cut to Okabe being handcuffed

• • IT'S A MOTEL!!!