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- E02 Who Mourns for Adonais?
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- E05 The Apple
- E06 The Doomsday Machine
- E07 Catspaw
- E09 Metamorphosis
- E11 Friday's Child
- E12 The Deadly Years
- E14 Wolf in the Fold
- E15 The Trouble With Tribbles
- E16 The Gamesters of Triskelion
- E21 Patterns of Force
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Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
May not have the history
But they're not too bad
—Rich318
Captain James T. Kirk
Of the starship Enterprise
Likes Green Skinned Space Babes
Science officer
Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
He has pointy ears
Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Is a doctor not an X
Dammit, he's dead Jim
Hikaru Sulu
Is the helmsman of the ship
He performs judo
Montgomery Scott
Never told to "beam me up"
Worked on the engines
Young Pavel Chekov
Navigates them to the stars
His gun means nothing
The Comms Officer
Lt. Uhura opens
Hailing frequencies
When I saw this film
I fell asleep instantly.
Not even a fan
—That 897 Guy
Into the black hole
Where no man has gone before
Bend over, Scotty
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