Souvenir Land

Welcome to a land where the fun never stops!
We have six thrill rides and four hundred gift shops!

—"Happy World Land Theme", Tiny Toon Adventures

In the real world, every kid and Super Bowl MVP wants to go to Disneyland. Or Universal Studios, etc. Going there is a fantastic experience, with a plethora of themed attractions.

In cartoon land, kids want to go to Souvenir Land, a theme park version of the theme park. This experience is... less amazing. While Souvenir Land is almost always treated as if it was the world's equivalent of the Disney parks, it tends to be noticeably less impressive than anything Disney or Universal has built. It is more on the level of Busch Gardens or the smaller regional theme parks that mushroomed in The Fifties but started fading out in The Eighties.

Other than the almost-mandatory monorail and the occasional train ride, there are usually exactly three types of rides:

• Roller coaster. Sometimes steel, but usually wooden. Always completely outdoors with the track supports obvious (i.e. from a distance, it is immediately recognizable as a roller coaster). This doesn't quite fit Universal or Disney—Universal coasters nearly all feature inversions (which are impossible on wooden coasters), while Disney parks almost (but not quite) always hide the track in some way, whether by putting it inside a building (Space Mountain) or by theming (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad). Six Flags does use this sort of coaster at its parks, often playing up the nostalgia angle, but typically has steel coasters alongside them.
• Boat rides. In real life, these take two forms: rides that keep trying to splash you, usually with a big drop at the end, and rides that just use the boat as a form of transportation to show you scenery (Pirates of the Caribbean is one of these). Souvenir Land boat rides look like the latter for most of the ride, then suddenly throw in a big drop at the end (possibly the result of misremembering Splash Mountain). Jungle Cruise is frequently parodied. Oddly, the inevitable "It's a Small World" parody (which usually features incredibly low-quality puppets that Walt probably would have fired you for trying to put in his park, or super-high-quality puppets that turn out to be enslaved children) is rarely one of these, usually just happening out in the open.
• Fair-type circling rides (like Dumbo The Flying Elephant or Astro Orbiter in the real Disney parks). These usually will be depicted as a huge deal, a major attraction on par with the roller coasters, and everyone in the group will want to ride, except for the people who get squeamish on thrill rides. This is the most obvious sign of the underlying difficulty, which is that the writers have probably not been to Disneyland or Disney World or whichever since they were little kids, at which point these probably seemed legitimately impressive. (Indeed, Dumbo is notorious for being so popular with little kids that its small per-ride capacity ensures looooong waits.)

There will generally be no shows or novelty format movies in theaters, though there will occasionally be street entertainment. There will be no restaurants—all food comes from little carts (and characters will sometimes comment that it is expensive, which is Truth in Television).

To amuse yourself sometime, take out some maps of the Walt Disney World theme parks (there are four on the property, and beyond that two water parks and more besides) and cross out every restaurant, every theater, and every ride that isn't a roller coaster, boat ride, or Dumbo-type ride.

There will inevitably be people in (really bad) cartoon character costumes that obscure the face. They will be free to wander aimlessly around the park without getting mobbed by little kids and disturbingly determined parents.^[1] There will usually be no sign of "face characters", who are actors/actresses portraying characters who look enough like normal humans that they don't need masks or anything along those lines (think of Aladdin, for instance, or the various Disney Princesses).

If there are any specific ride parodies, they will almost always be of older rides—you'll rarely see a parody of, for instance, Epcot's Test Track. This has the side effect that, sometimes, the show will parody something that isn't actually there anymore. Again, this is probably because the writers are working not from a recent guidemap but from their childhood memories. Such parodies will typically be fitted into one of the aforementioned three ride types—if there was a parody of Test Track, for instance, it'd probably be a roller coaster.

Frequently, rides will empty into a gift shop. This is Truth in Television for both Disney and Universal, where any ride of any significance has its own gift shop which is usually conveniently located right where you exit the ride (although some rides built before the concept took hold, such as The Haunted Mansion, have to make do with keeping a merchandise cart nearby).

If there is a parade, it will probably be a) in the daytime and b) clearly based on the Main Street Electrical Parade (which is at night, thus the lights that make it "Electrical"; there has been alternate versions of the parade at the parks around the world, like Fantillusion in Paris, Dreamlights at Tokyo or Spectromagic at WDW, as well ).

Typically avoided in live action, since it's easier to get permission to use an existing theme park than to build your own for the sake of what's usually just one episode. For a time in the mid-1990s, after ABC was bought by Disney, virtually every sitcom on the network did at least one episode at one of the Disney Theme Parks in the form of an Enforced Plug (some were two-parters).

Remember where you're parked, and turn down your sun visor or they will paste a bumper sticker on your car.

If it's obviously terrible and not even enjoyable, it's a Crappy Carnival who's going to rip you off without the merchandise.

Compare and contrast the Amusement Park of Doom.

Examples of Souvenir Land include:

Anime and Manga

• Happy Place in Dogby Walks Alone.
• Magical Land from Azumanga Daioh seems to be a big deal, but all that's ever heard of are its rollercoasters. (Watch how Sakaki reacts to it when you see the souvenir picture.)
• Fairy Park in Pretty Cure All Stars DX 2. It's a park designed around the Mascots of the series. And it's ran by the Mascots, as well.

Comic Books

• DC Comics has Winkyworld (obviously Disneyland as there's also EuroWinky), Funny Stuff Park (named after a defunct DC humour title, and with cartoon characters from that book) and Happyland (which similarly has Sugar and Spike on the logo, but is actually a front for Intergang). The DC villains, The Extremists, were originally robots created for Wacky World, a theme park from an Earth-like world in another dimension. They were based on real villains from that world and animated by the only surviving member of the "real" group. Survivors of this world, now on ours, treat Mitch Wacky as some sort of god. Too bad Mitch got his neck stepped on. Ouch.
• Finder has many domed cities dotted around its world, one of which (conspicuously the most intact and well-maintained) is entirely taken up by Munkeyworld, an enormous distillation of all that is best and most over the top about theme parks. The whole place is very carefully managed to make sure the customers are kept in a prime state of consumerism, right down to making sure potential employees meet a set of non-offensive criteria, and whipping up the crowds into a hunt for mischief makers like Jaeger, with fabulous prizes for the one who catches him!

Film

• The kingdom of Duloc from Shrek has some Disneyland-like elements, particularly the "Main Street"-type entrance and a "Small World" parody, as part of Jeffrey Katzenberg's Take That against his former employer.
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the Johnny Depp version) has a parody of "Small World".
• Wallyworld from National Lampoon's Vacation, filmed at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.
• Fun World in Bebe's Kids. Though the Robin Harris comedy routine the movie is based on takes them to Disney World, the film was not made by Disney.
• Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra: One of the Egyptian cities is apparently this.

"Wanna buy a sphinx?"

• The main setting and source of the title in Adventureland.
• Zombieland has Pacific Playland. Two of the main characters put in a lot of effort to get there but it pretty much looks like a standard carnival. The Pacific Playland scenes were filmed at Wild Adventures in Valdosta, Georgia. Wild Adventures is basically one-third water park, one-third second-tier zoo, and one-third Souvenir Land.
• A Goofy Movie - An extremely brutal version (which is a Disney production, if the title character doesn't give it away). Goofy takes his son Max to Lester Possum's Park, which is a No Celebrities Were Harmed version of Mickey Mouse (who had a cameo in the previous song number). Along with the cartoon costumes, they also brutally make fun of the Country Bears Jamboree attraction. The attack seems less like self-parody and more like extreme Creative Differences with the people running the park.
• The bizarre theme park in Despicable Me, in which Gru is forced to ride a crazy roller coaster along with the girls in his care, and in which he destroys the game stand and "wins" Agnes her stuffed toy unicorn.
• Pretty Cure All Stars DX 2 takes place in a Pretty Cure theme park by the ocean.

Literature

• Serutanland from Bored of the Rings, home of Dickey Dragon.
• Averted in the mystery novel Dreamworld—the titular theme park is obviously the Brand X version of Disney World, so the level of technology, variety of attractions and attention to detail is on par with the real thing.
• Gratuity's mother in The True Meaning of Smekday loves "Happy Mouse Kingdom", an obvious parody of Disney. Subverted in that it's probably nicer than the actual Disney.

Live Action TV

• One episode of That '70s Show had the cast visiting a glorified carnival called Fun Town. There's a fair amount of Truth in Television surrounding this one. Wisconsin (where the show is set) is something of a tourist attraction mecca, and both permanent and traveling carnival attractions are long standing. For example Bay Beach has existed for over a century.
• Wesaysoland of Dinosaurs is an absurdly pathetic version of this. The rides are nearly all under construction, it costs 6 dollars for ice on a stick (minus the ice), there's a nine-hour waiting list for strollers and the mascot is Moolah the Cash Cow. The whole thing was thrown together in a day to take advantage of the newly invented concept of vacation.
• After being forced by ABC (read: Disney) to do an infomercial episode set at Walt Disney World, the producers of Roseanne immediately turned around and did an episode about a creepy Naziesque theme park that brainwashes its employees.
• The original opening montage for Step by Step features the cast visiting an amusement park. The actual park in question is Six Flags Magic Mountain, located an hour north of Los Angeles and nowhere near the ocean - but that didn't stop the show's producers from utilizing some of the worst special effects ever to paste in a beach to cover up the parking lot of the actual park.
• Parodied in Father Ted with 'Funland' the world's worst amusement park. Among the rides are 'The Ladder of Death' (climb up a ladder) and 'The Tunnel of Goats'. The 'Spider Baby' (a spider in a pram) is probably apocryphal though.

Newspaper Comics

• Fun-Fun Mountain (and other parks with the "Fun-Fun" brand) from FoxTrot is the trope namer.

Video Games

• In The Curse of Monkey Island, the Demon Pirate Lechuck converts Monkey Island into "The Carnival of the Damned" as part of his scheme to recruit unknowing pirates into his undead army (since the first thing a sailor on shore leave is ever looking for is, of course, a family-oriented theme park), and in the endgame the player is transformed into a seven-year-old version of himself and has to deal with rigged carnival games, corrupt mascots in costume and snowcone stand attendees with unnerving armpit hair.
• In Ace Attorney Investigations, the Gatewater Hotel chain of the earlier games has now become a far larger corporation, opening its own theme park called 'Gatewater Land'. It contains a haunted house and western-themed area along with an artificial lake where parkgoers including a certain blue-suited lawyer and his friends can go boating. Since it's partially funded by the police, it also has the Blue Badger and company as its mascots, and finding out exactly who is in all those badger suits is a large part of the third case.
• In Backyard Skateboarding, there is Shark Belly Shores, which is a theme park with two big rides: the Kooky Kraken (a rollercoaster which ends at a bench) and a carousel. There is also a water wheel and half-pipes for skating.
• Rollercoaster Tycoon lets you build one of these. Since the game relies entirely on the numeric excitement ratings of individual rides to judge how well guests like them, you can more or less get away with it.
• Ryan Amusements in BioShock (series) 2. There is exactly one ride, a Haunted Mansion style ride that's purportedly designed to scare kids into never wanting to leave Rapture, but consists entirely of a series of Objectivist lectures, illustrated with exaggerated animatronic scenes. The rest of the park consists of a "Hall of the Future" that has all of three scenes and forces guests to backtrack to get out, a gift shop that either has been thoroughly looted or carries a paltry amount of merchandise, and a restaurant. It's hard to tell if it was meant to be puny on purpose, or if the designers just got in over their heads budget-wise.
• Duke Nukem 3D Atomic Edition has Babeland, which includes all three types of rides mentioned above in various stages of completion. And pretty much nothing else either.

Web Animation

• Homestar Runner - Strong Bad imagines one of these, called "Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA" in one of his emails. Since he can't afford to build it, he settles for "The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure", a Jungle Cruise clone so pathetic, it just takes place in a cardboard box on a small puddle of water! His emotionless commentary throughout the ride is Truth in Television and also provides the quote on top of the page.

Western Animation

• Partially subverted with Happy World Land from Tiny Toon Adventures - some of it looks rather cool. It's home to one of the only arguable precognitive parodies of an actual ride currently found at Walt Disney World. The disappointment for Plucky, traveling with Hamton's family, is that the group doesn't do anything but ride the monorail once they arrive because the family intends to return at a later date and thus doesn't want to do everything at once. Still, as the park's anthem/jingle puts it:

Welcome to a land where the fun never stops.
We have six thrill rides and four hundred gift shops...

• The Simpsons has had several over the course of its long life:
  • The name of Duff Gardens ("Selma's Choice", Season 5, 1993) implies a Busch Gardens parody, but parts of it parody Disney attractions like It's a Small World and The Hall of Presidents. It's also worth noting that this one is meant to be crappy, with the longest line being for the complaints booth.
  • "Itchy & Scratchy Land" (Season 4, 1993) is a straight Disneyland/Walt Disney World parody, and surprisingly thorough in spoofing real stuff at the parks in The Nineties, like Disney Dollars, the Pleasure Island adult nightclub complex at the Florida resort, and even the Walt Disney Story attraction. The episode also featured a European version of I&S Land, which is completely abandoned, save for a French ticket master for calls out for customers because his last paycheck bounced and his children need wine—a reference to the (then-topical) disastrous early years of what is now called Disneyland Paris.
  • "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" (Season 12, 2001) had Ned Flanders opening a Christian Souvenir Land, a parody of Heritage USA, which closed in 1989. (It may or may not also reference the Holy Land Experience, which opened in central Florida in February '01; the episode aired in May). Within a few days it is on the verge of shutting down, as visitors are turned off by its preachiness and wholesomeness, until an apparent miracle at the park (actually the result of a gas leak) causes attendance to skyrocket.
  • EFCOT ("Special Edna", Season 14, 2003) is a parody of Epcot, though the attractions parodied were pulled from an assortment of different Disney parks. It takes the "older ride parodies" to ridiculous extremes—there's a parody of a Disneyland attraction that closed in 1967 (sponsored by real-life but long-defunct Eastern Airlines), and there are no parodies of attractions that were operating at the time save for Honey, I Shrunk the Audience and the IllumiNations light show. It starts looking less like Did Not Do the Research and more like an intentional nostalgia trip. (At the episode's end, Homer runs off to the real Disney World.)
  • Plaster Mountain, which includes "Mr Frog's Mild Ride", "Dilbert's Flying Cubicle" (the circling ride), and "It's A Long Line".
• SpongeBob SquarePants has Glove World, perhaps an obtuse reference to Mickey Mouse's gloves. One episode revolves around SpongeBob and Patrick trying to work up the nerve to go to the newest roller coaster, the Fiery Fist O'Pain.
  • Careful. The last person that called that place obtuse got two months in the hole.
• EuroReptarland in Rugrats in Paris. It does have a "face" character, the Princess.
• Family Guy had an episode where Peter took Stewie to Walt Disney World, although the writers clearly had only ever been to Disneyland. Among the mistakes in the episode: the appearance of a Pinocchio boat ride in the background that is not present at Disney World, a parody of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (which had since been replaced with a Winnie the Pooh attraction) called "Halle Berry's Wild Ride," which consists of Halle Berry committing a hit-and-run, Captain EO (with Michael Jackson kidnapping a boy who commented on the 3D special effects being so real that it looks like Michael is coming right at him) was being shown (it closed at Epcot in 1994), and a chase sequence in an Indiana Jones ride (Walt Disney World only has an Indiana Jones stunt show, and that's in Disney's Hollywood Studios, NOT the Magic Kingdom).
• The Fairly OddParents parodied Disneyland with "Kidney Land" in the episode where a shrunken Timmy is messing around inside Vicky's head.
  • The show also had "Escalator land" That apparently consisted of a continuous up and down line of escalators

US President: When do we get to the ride?
Parents: This is the ride! Wheee!!

• • Don't forget Adrenaland, where people had to be resuscitated from going on one of the rides.
• An episode of Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain had the mice accompanying Elmyra on her class field trip to a Disneyland parody called Duckyland, with Brain intending to put a subliminal message on the audio at the Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands Ride. First, though, he's forced to go through some rides Elmyra wants to go on, and endures a lot of pain doing so; then, when he finally does switch the tapes on the ride, he finds out that he made a mistake in trusting Elmyra to bring the tape for him, because she instead brought a Baloney the Dinosaur tape. By the end of the episode, he says that even world domination is not worth it for him "to come back to this Hieronymous Bosch-inspired nightmare world."
  • Before Elmyra joined in, Pinky is at one point tempted by Snowball to leave the Brain. The bait was Pinkyworld, a theme park contained inside a corporate headquarters. Of course, this is mouse-sized ...
  • Pinky's apparently a sucker for these. 'Brain Noir' has Billie use one of these to try and win his heart; it was originally meant as just an innocent device to aid Brain in taking over the world.
• Jackie Chan Adventures had Moose-World. Likewise, there were theme parks located in California, Florida, and Hong Kong. Sound familiar?
• Venture Brothers have Brisby land.
• Futurama has Luna Park ("The happiest place orbiting Earth") and Past-O-Rama. The former includes a boat ride about whalers... on the moon, the ridiculousness of which is pointed out on the ride's song.

We're whalers on the moon/We carry a harpoon/But there ain't no whales/So we tell tall tales/And sing our whalin' tune

• Hey Arnold! has Dinoland which pops up now and then. A sort of run-down amusement park with one episode revolving completely around Arnold and Eugene getting stuck in one of the rides.
• The roadside attraction that captures the title character of Get Muggsy seems to be an extreme example of this. No rides are seen, just animals in cages and souvenir stands.
• The Mega Man cartoon had Fun World, which had the standard rides and even offered souvenir rings. That were used to brainwash people to think like robots.
• Totally Spies!: As part of a nefarious scheme to brainwash tourists into becoming his slaves, the evil mime Jazz Hands opens "Mime World" on a remote tropical island (perhaps as a Shout-Out to Jurassic Park). One of the most popular attractions there is the "Mime Petting Zoo," with little animals performing mime routines with white makeup and lipstick smeared on their faces. (Yes, it's every bit as creepy as it sounds.)

Real Life

• Bizarre Real Life example: In Disney's Animal Kingdom park, there is a small area within the "Dinoland U. S. A." section of the park. And it is essentially the Souvenir Land version of Animal Kingdom. The ride Primeval Whirl is a parody of Dinosaur, the other thrill ride in that subsection of the park, and Triceratops Spin takes on Dumbo. Who says Disney doesn't have a sense of humor?

Jungle Cruise is a parody of itself. Well, more accurately, the modern Jungle Cruise is a parody of the original Jungle Cruise -- while the ride was originally played straight (Walt Disney didn't want to deal with all the complexities real animals would cause in a small area of a park, so he went with robotic ones), the current version is basically one big comedy routine having fun at the scenery's expense, especially in light of guests being able to ride among actual animals over at the aforementioned Animal Kingdom. Sample lines:

"Do you know what kind of flamingos those are? They're plastic flamingos, that's what."
"I wonder where this tunnel comes out... well, we're in Disney World, so probably at a gift shop."
"Parents, don't forget your children. Forgotten children will be taught to sing and have their feet glued to the floor of 'It's A Small World'."
"Have you ever seen the backside of a waterfall? Well, I have. Day... after day... after day..." (starts to cry)

Also, at night, they'll do a parody of "Fantasmic".

• • Disney has fired operators for changing the jokes.
• Warner Brothers Movie World in Australia, is just a minor step up from being Souvenir Land. Some of the more recent Disney theme parks, Disney's California Adventure, Walt Disney Studios Paris, and Hong Kong Disneyland, have been accused of this due to opening with a limited number of attractions (the first had a lot of off-the-shelf carnival-style rides and clones of shows and rides from the Florida Disney World complex, and many Disney park signatures like Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion and Splash Mountain haven't yet made it to Hong Kong) but a full contingent of shops and restaurants - i.e., you pay to get in, and then there's not much to do that doesn't require more money.
• Lagoon, in Farmington, Utah. Their old wooden coaster is still THE big attraction, there's a large carnival-midway area, and they do have a flying ride similar to Dumbo. There are a couple of modern inversion rides, but they seem to exist solely to justify the existence of the gift shop.
• If this site is any indication, Nara Dreamland in Japan played this trope straight as an arrow. Monorail? Check. Theming that looks like they bought it from Disney's surplus warehouse? Check. Rides that are even cheaper knockoffs of their Disney counterparts than a Dingo Pictures film, and others that are completely out of place? Check and check, please!
• The Singapore Zoo is not even a theme park, and yet this is in full force. It's hard to turn anywhere and not see a stand or proper store selling stuffed toy animals, and there are themed restaurants and souvenir photo opportunities aplenty. Not to mention "Ah Meng" everything - Ah Meng being the late orangutan mascot of the zoo.
• The "Shrek 4D" ride at Universal Studios Orlando decorates its waiting line with an unending stream of jabs at Disney, disguised as advertisements for Lord Farquaad's "theme park" and related properties. One of the last things you see before entering the ride proper is a sign describing the theme park in terms not unlike the page quote above.

1. ↑ Nowadays, real characters have to appear at specific "greeting areas" with attendants and well-defined paths for approaching and leaving, because not all guests are all that well-behaved, and even those who are can be very dangerous to a cast member in one of these costumes. "Wandering" characters have not been seen with any reliable frequency since the beginning of the last decade.