Sonic 3 and Knuckles/Haiku

Damn that Echidna.
I wish I could play as him.
Fly me away, Tails!

—Meta Four

Get Chaos Emeralds.
Then get the Super Emeralds.
Hyper Sonic Time!

—Carls 493

Eggman tricks Knuckles.
Knuckles goes after Sonic.
Gullible Knuckles...

—Carls 493

Red and white barrel.
It blocks the path. Your means of
escape is unclear.

—Insanity Prelude

An early game that's
One Game for the Price of Two.
And yet it's still loved.

—Wolfman 2000

Get away from me!
You gullible echidna.
He tricked you, moron.

—Wanderlust Warrior

Months have been wasted
By Carnival Night barrel,
Rotating, mocking...

—Katana Cat

Knuckles is stupid.
Eggman steals the Emerald!
Death Egg launched - uh-oh.

—@/Luigifan