Something*Positive/Funny

• Jason: bill collector.
• Something*Positive: Two words: Redneck. Trees.
• A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome
• Even death cannot take Alan Moore.
• This page is equal parts funny and Squick.
• 3 Beat Panels, and then "A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted."
• This one! Jason's reaction is priceless!
• "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow".
• "BRAAAAAINS ... BRAAAAAINS ... PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL BRAAAAAINS ..."
• Davan runs out of patience.

PeeJee: "I didn't know you could foam like a rabid dog on command."

• The Catgirls are on a killing spree! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
  • And soon after that:

Jason: Davan, is this how you thought we'd die?
Davan: Actually Jason, yes. It's pretty much spot on save for the lack of charging zoo animals.
Jason: You don't have to remind me. I can't believe I'm going to be the one to break that family tradition.

• Branwen's first appearance.

Davan: "Want to come back to my place and have lots of sex?
Branwen: "Okay."
Aubrey: "I meant something you could do here, Davan...with your clothing on!"

• "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"
• "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."
• "Everyone knows you keep the pointy parts aimed away." Poor lil' Choo-Choo Bear.
• Jason learns an important lesson about cats.
• After Rory finds out that Davan had sex with his mom.