Skins/Funny
Generation One
- The glue factory scene in the Russia episode.
Translator: First, we break legs...
- "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING FLATCHESTED, COCKSUCKING, SPASTIC HORSEFUCKER!"
- In Chris' S2 episode, he is asked by his career guidance counseller to avoid swear words.
Chris: So I told him he was a pitty boss and a pastard, and he could pucking shove his pucked polo up his packside! Stupid prick!
Josie: I think one slipped through there Chris...
Chris: Stupid punt...
Generation Two
- James Fitch's glorious announcement of what is inside Emily's secret box.
"FANNIES! It's full of fannies!"
- Let's also not forget James' total awesomeness during Katie and Emily's S3 episode when he walks in on Katie changing.
"Whoa, you're naked, BITCH!"
- James again:
"Mrs Mc Pherson says as long as swearing's used in context, it's fucking A."
- Effy's father to her mother:
"Don't you DARE use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence!"
- Cook and JJ try to crash a party:
Cook: Did we invite Freddie?
JJ: No
Cook: And why didn't we invite him?
JJ: Because he's a fun sponge?
Cook: You got it
Generation Three
- After Franky asks Mini and co to just start something or fuck off, because she's had enough shit already:
Grace: Ooh, like, before Bristol or before? 'Cause I had a dream last night that I was like a slave, and I was working on a plantation-
Mini and Liv: Shut up, Grace.
- The series 5 finale:
Nick: Leave me to the bears!
Alo: We're in Somerset!
Nick: To the squirrels, then!
- The whole scene where Mini is looking for Franky, Liv and Matty.
Mini: Hi! Have you by any chance seen, erm, two girls and a boy?
Old man: Bugger off!
Mini: Er, rudeness!
- "David Fucking Blood!" Made even funnier by Sean Teale and Will Merrick's delivery.
- Rich's attempt at chatting up the "Angel of Death" in his S5 episode.