Sita Sings the Blues/Funny

• "That man must be hard to fell in battle, because what is pain to a man who plays vena with his intestines?"
  • And from the same conversation: "NASA (says so)? Oh, must be true then!"
• LOTUSES!
• "You still have one last chance, because once (Rama) comes here... you know... your ass is grass."
• The shadow puppets' discussion of why Sita didn't go back with Hanuman. To paraphrase the end result:

Short Puppet: But she also wanted the evil king to be defeated, I think-
Tall Puppet: So why didn't she go back so the evil king wouldn't have a hostage?

Female Puppet: But it's almost like she's trying to glorify Rama through this whole process-

Tall Puppet: She was a bloodthirsty woman.