Silent Hill: Shattered Memories/Funny

• Using Harry's phone to call the Konami customer service number.
• Calling 411. After Harry tells the operator that he's calling from Silent Hill, the operator just scaredly says "Silent... Hill?" and then hangs up.
• "It's a boat. It's like a car, but runs on water."
• Upon examining a wastebasket covered in used condoms - "What, no bareback in the great outdoors?"
• Every time Harry stares at sexy posters/mannequins.
  • One scene from a Let's Play video (around the time where Harry starts to look for Cheryl in the start) goes like this:

Harry: (stares at a pin-up) "Cheryl?"
nertom: "That's not Cheryl."

• This moment from the UFO ending:

Dr. Kaufmann: James?
James: Wrong day again?
Dr. Kaufmann: See you tomorrow. James.
Dr. Kaufmann: One of my couples therapy patients. Haven't seen his wife in a while.