Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Awesome


Friar Tuck: Gold. You sold your soul to Satan, your Grace. You accused innocent men of witchcraft and sentenced them to die...
Bishop of Hereford: But brother friar, you would strike another man of the cloth?
Friar Tuck: No, I wouldn't. In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey! You have to take a lot of gold to help you on your way. (shoves more bags of gold into the Bishop's arms) You are a very rich man! And that, and that. (finally throws him a small bag) And here... here's thirty pieces of silver to pay the Devil, on your way to Hell!

(shoves Bishop off the tower to his death)

    • He also cheerfully refuses to surrender when first ambushed by Robin and his men, and gives a good account of himself in the fight that follows; sincerely apologizes to the "heathen" Azeem for misjudging him, after the Moor's knowledge of medicine saves a difficult childbirth; and proclaims to a rapt audience that the true blessing of wheat is not bread, "which any fool can eat", but beer.
  • Robin shooting a flaming arrow straight into a guard's chest while barrels full of gunpowder explode and burn behind him.

But they took our land!
Then, by God, we take it back!

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