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Prince of Persia (2008 video game)/Funny


  • Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
    • Special mentions go to when the Prince interrupts their rather urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.

Prince: Want to play a game? Come on It'll be fun.
Elika: The world's about to end and you want to play a game?
Prince: Might as well die happy!
...
Elika: Grass.
Prince: No.
Elika: Rock.
Prince: No.
Elika: This is a stupid game.
Prince: Want another go?
Elika: No.Path.
Prince: No.
Elika: This is impossible!
...
Prince: s.
Elika: Are you still playing that game?
Prince: s!
...
Prince: Your turn.
Elika: For what?...sigh...c.
Prince: Corruption.
Elika: Yes, can we go on?
...
Prince: s.
Elika: Sky again
Prince: Now you're getting it.
Elika: You picked sky again?
Prince: No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules.
Elika: Thanks. They're so complex I was worried they might evade me.

...

Prince: s.

Elika: Scar.

Prince: No.

Elika: Scarrrr-f?

Prince: No.

Elika: Shrine?

Prince: A-ha! ...No.

Elika: I give up.

Prince: Soulless follower of Ahriman!

Elika: I am amazed no one threw you overboard on your sea trips.


    • Sometimes, Elika also likes being snarky:

Prince: That's a nice blouse.
Elika: I think I have an extra one if you want to wear it.

    • The Prince, of course, too:

Elika: We have to cross over there!
Prince: Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone.

    • This conversation:

Elika: Why are you doing this? You're not doing this for me, are you? I've seen you looking at me. I recognize that look.

Prince: Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.

Elika: Would you have helped my father if he had asked you?

Prince: He's not that cute, either.

Elika: Wow. With you as a measuring stick that really makes me a saint.
Prince: Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market.
Elika: If they had attractive daughters.
Prince: Yeah. I helped them, too.

    • The Prince about the evil god:

Prince: You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?

    • In the windmill:

Prince: You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living...
Elika: Really?
Prince: Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?

    • The Prince lampshading the fact that the thing they search is, like always, at the most inconvenient place.

Prince: Nice tower, I'd say it's from the omnious and forbidding school of architecture.
Elika: The fertile ground is...
Prince: At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?

    • Before climbing up a tower

Prince: I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking.
Elika: I thought you lost your ass?
Prince: Donkey.
And then Elika actually stares at his ass.
Prince: I can feel you looking!

  • The Prince imitating the Hunter, which is a ugly monster after all.
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