Predator/Funny

Predator

• "CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
• Everything in the helicopter insertion at the start.
• "I ain't got time to bleed!" "You got time to duck?!"

Predator 2

• When Harrigan is chasing the Predator.

Harrigan: It's all right! I'm a cop!
Old woman: I don't think he gives a shit!

• An awesome Badass Boast if I ever hear one.

Harrigan: Okay, who's next?

Predators

• Stans is... pretty far from heroic, but he is the source of most of the funniest moments in the film.
  • After fighting off an attack by some Predator attack dog things:

"You know what? This is bullshit! I want a fucking gun! *turns to Cuchillo* C'mon man, gimme a gun! You've got two fucking guns! *turns to Nikolai* C'mon Russian, you've got a big fucking gun!

• • Later:

"When I get back... I am gonna do so much fucking cocaine.

• • Edwin points out a tattoo of a naked woman on Stans:

Edwin: "Is that your girlfriend?"
Stans: "No. My sister."