Pokémon/Haiku

Pika Pikachu!
Pikapi! Pikachu Pi!
Pi Pi-kachu!! Chuuuuuuuu!!

—CAD

Gotta catch 'em all!
(Except the legendaries.
Stay away from them.)

—Falcon Pain

Travel the whole world
Get army of cute critters
Capture God. Good times.

—Insanity Prelude

Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Six-hundred and forty-nine.
This will take a while.

—mr13lake

Catch every critter
Battle friends and earn badges
Kiss your life goodbye

—Superfroggy

Wanna catch 'em all?
Then buy lots of different games
And visit events

—Blork

Imprisoning Mons.
10-year-olds Walking the Earth.
Tamer than it sounds.

—The Hero Hartmut

Name another game
In which 10 year olds enslave
Kickboxing chickens.

—Slouch

Pokémon! A lot!
Four hundred and ninety three!
I have caught them all.

—Rabid Biscuit

Oops, above troper.
[[Long Runners They'll always add more Pokés
To keep the show on]]

—Iceguppie

Complex strategy
Unless you play Red or Blue:
Use Psychic and win.

—A Random Serf

Red Blue Yellow Gold
Silver Sapphire Ruby Green
It will never end

—It Tolls 4 You

Extremely cute mons
Alongside big badass ones
Let battle begin!

—Snowsky

In this confusing
World of optimistic kids
You can catch a God

—Calamity Jane

Discovering more
Every few years; it's so fun
Seeing what is new

—Da Lucaray 030

Many Pokéballs
Many pokémon captured
Gotta catch 'em all

—Xxfirekirby 94 Xx

Gotta catch 'em all
But do it by tommorow
A new game is out

—Mariocake 1

At last! I got her!
Chansey from Safari Zone!
Will never be used.

—R Tic Wolf

Finally! A rare
Shiny Pokemon. Oh, no!
No more Pokeballs!

—R Tic Wolf

I have a Machamp
Oddly enough, it's female
How could this happen??

—WMBQ

My flawless tactics
Toppled by the Uber tier
Arceus? Rage Quit!

—Muramasan 13

Snakes, wasps, Ammonites.
What Measure Is a Non-Cute??
Here, it's your best friend!

—Shadow Stained Sky

My last Poké Ball.
Throw it! Shake, shake, come on now...
Oh no! It broke free!

—RL Yoshi

Friend says, "Get a life!
Twenty years old- still playing
Pokemon?" "FUCK YEA."

—Razorrozar 7

Way too many now.
At first, just one fifty-one...
Now six forty-nine?!

—King Of Katamari

Too much Pokemon
Is just exaggerated
Still better than COD

—Junk Warrior 20999