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Pearls Before Swine/Headscratchers


  • If the Crocs want to eat Zebra so badly, why don't they just jump the foot-tall hedge that separates the two?
    • That's not the issue. They can get to Zebra easily, we see them at his porch all the time. They just aren't smart enough to come up with a good plan to KILL him.
      • And now Zebra has a huge wall around his place too.
  • Shouldn't that coffee place wise up and stop re-hiring Rat so much?
    • They can't. They have a Corporate Policy of Diversity, and as he's their only (anthro) Rat, he's got quite the Contractual Immunity.
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