Pearls Before Swine/Funny

• Rat's use of Batman Gambit here. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome to those who hate dentists as much as this troper.
• "Pastor's dull sermons make hell seem like an appealing alternative."
• HEEEEEEERE'S RATTY...
• "I sure miss phone booths."
• "It's what's in here that counts."
• "Please don't write in my journal."
• This troper is fairly sure that Pearls has too many funny moments for any one page on the internet.
• I'm gonna make them a hoffa they can't re-fuse. Plus Pastis sleeps with the fishes.