Paedo Hunt/Quotes

"Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays with a child who is not his own a paedophile -- some people are just nice."

—Scroobius Pip, Thou Shalt Always Kill

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub -- who knew for definite -- I now pronounce you -- a paedophile."

—The Paedofinder General, Monkey Dust

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

—Chris Hansen, "To Catch a Predator."

"If pedos looked like pedos, they'd never do any... pedo-ing!"

—Nina, Being Human (UK).

"'I think this thing's gone a little too far,
Hell, I only offered him a CANDY BAR!' I said 'WAIT!'
I said 'What are you doin'?'
They said 'PRE-VERT the kid's life is ruined!'"

—Peter, Paul and Mary, "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"

"'Molestation' and 'abuse' have become increasingly nebulous but trendy terms. Especially since the early 1980s the global moral panic and hatred over child sex abuse has done little else but chase its own tail. In a sense, it’s given many parents an agenda, a cause and a purpose, especially for those whom it didn’t directly affect, for whose children weren’t the victims. Through dint of having children they become part of a troupe, a religion which licenses pacifistic parents to wish equal or greater pain upon supposed perpetrators against whom, in many cases, there is no shred of concrete evidence."

—Lysander, Review of Buyer's Market by Peter Sotos