Nuzlocke Comics/Funny

Main Series

• Doakes' face when he kept spamming Magnitude.
• "Who's there? Show yourself!"
• Goddamnit Ralph!
• Sawyer's self esteem HARSHLY FELL.
• "I don't understand...how could water be good?"
• The Warden getting his teeth back.
• Pretty much this entire comic.
• This exchange:

Announcer: Let's see what you folks down in the stands think about our upstar little challenger...
Mr. Fuji: I think he's cool. Much Poke-respect.
Erika: He's pretty chill. Y'know, for a square.
Bill: I think...
Lt. Surge: -I THINK HE SUCKS AND HE OWES ME A FUCKING GYM!

• Giovanni and Maxie in prison. Fucking priceless.

Maxie: So... How do you feel about water?

• Ruby's reaction to being forced to pick Oshawott. The expressions on Oshawott's face make it even better.

Robotv7's Nuzlocke Challenge (FireRed and Sapphire)

• From Robot7's comic there's his attempt to make his Hitmonlee more unique.

Let's see what TMs we have... *finds Attract* oh god yes...

• Also from Robot:

Robot: Man, i should switch Pchooooo out... (Beat) Naw, you can do it Pchooooo!
Pchooooo: (sweat)
Robot: We need a critical hit.
Not a critical hit.
Robot: (gasp)
Pchooooo: (tears)
Machop used.. Focus Energy!

• Robot altering Dewford's trendy phrase.

Kid: Are you sure...?
Robot: Positive.
Kid: OK! Hey everyone! The new trendy thing to say is ADULT TOYS! (Robot runs off laughing)

Freddy's Nuzlocke Adventure

• Rosie's reaction to her first real battle being against an Onix. That face is priceless.

Rosie: what the fuck man

• Freddy encounters his rival in Pokemon Tower, with some Nuzlocke-flavored Fridge Logic adding a touch of hilarity.

Gary: Your Pokemon aren't dead. Why're you here? Eh, no matter. I can at least make 'em FAINT.
Freddy: (pause as it hits him) YOU SON OF A BITCH

• Lance's first apperance:

Lance: Are you a helpless 10 year old child?
Freddy: Yes.
Lance: HELP ME TAKE ON A GLOBAL MAFIA ORGANIZATION!

• • Later, in Notepad's no-sleep run of Crystal, despite answering no, Lance still says exactly the same thing.
• "And so Daisy drank...and drank... all the way to the Pokemon Center."
• The Training Montage before the Elite Four match in his Gold run. Also a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
• Freddy battling Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
• I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
• I have two water pokemon!

A Petty Nuzlocke Challenge

• Rick at one point learns rollout. Guess which song he sings for an entire battle later on?
  • I believe it was verified somewhere that this was the entire point of his nickname. Unfortunately, that battle manages to turn a damn Rickroll into a Tear Jerker.
• And then I'll use that money... To buy WEED!
  • Which is an absolutely brilliant Shout-Out to the Team Starkid musical Starship.

Ara's Black Run

• Ara's Black run introduces quite possibly the best Alder ever: "Do you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Champion. FIGHT. NOW."
• Ara discussing with N how to "improve" the Team Plasma uniform... and what they come up with.
  • "Wait a minute. Something has gone horribly wrong." "Let's never talk about this again."
• Ara reassuring Cheren of his sexuality... by way of Bianca's boobs. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Here's a link. ^{[dead link]}
• Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^{[dead link]}
• From Ara's Pearl run, we have Ara and Cyrus ^{[dead link]} insulting each other through their Boss Subtitles.

Cyrus's Subtitle: Galactic Leader seeks Space Penis

Ara's Subtitle: Speaking of which, how's the space where YOUR penis used to be?

Others

• From Dennis's Revenge: The Johto Takeover:

Falkner: Dennis, why do you seek to fix what Arceus (who is masquerading as Silver) has done?
Dennis (actually Genosect in human form): Look at this place! Legendaries all over, level 3 fully evolved Pokemon, even Pokemon that don't belong in their regions are here! And you still have your two derps!
Falkner: You did NOT just call my precious birds DERPS! I'll take you down! Go, Pidgey!

• In Lenni's white run, when Nel's sewaddle evolves.
• Azer's run has at least one in every page... but a combination of the earlier image of Godzilla (a charmeleon) hugging Azer and the later statement "He likes hugs" takes the cake for this troper.
• In Aouli's run, Canterbury the Butterfree explains to the protagonist what "flashing" is. And no, not the HM move.
• Ky-nim's Diamond run was full of funny moments, most of which involved either Haisi or Team Gaga.
  • "Behold... DIALGAGA."
• Pencil's Leaf Green Nuzlocke Drunk Dallas makes everything better
• Azza's LeafGreen run at the beginning of comic 8 ^{[dead link]} , when Jasmine the Jigglypuff joins the party:

Jasmine: (using Sing) I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy...

Azza: NO. Learn real music. (puts a pair of headphones on Jasmine)

Jasmine: What the... (music starts blasting, Jasmine becomes stunned)

• In Oh Gosh, Platinum Nuzlocke, naming a psyduck "Implying I."

Implying I used water gun. Implying I grew to level 18. Implying I can't learn more than four moves. Implying I forgot how to use tail whip. Implying I learned confusion!
Oh Gosh: That was amusing. *boxes Implying I*

• Why its probably okay to have the No Dupes rule on, after getting 5 of the same damn thing, you are like a derp magnet. And yes, there is a facepalm.
  • The following comic provides possibly the best ever interpretation of a Diglett's body underneath the soil. It must be seen for itself, to describe it would be to spoil it.
• In Earl Grey's Ginjika Nuzlocke, Diego "Cook" the Quilava posting in his tumblr blog about how much he hates Azalea Town ^{[dead link]} , and then stumbling with a local Scary Black Man Ekans, whom he believes has angered about the trash-talking he did about the town. After fighting him, the Ekans confess he doesn't like the town either ^{[dead link]} .
  • Later, Cook decides that what his team needs is a water Pokemon, so when he sees a lone Wooper he sends Audrey the Hoothoot to hypnotize him until K.O., then he and Belmont (the aftermentioned Ekans) carry him away and convince him to join the team.

Belmont: Cook, this isn't going to look suspicious? I mean, a black man an a Mexican carrying out a fancy looking white boy-

Cook: Nigga this is pokemon, shit like this happens all the time!