No Indoor Voice/Quotes

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"

—Brick Tamland, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Apollo: OBJECTION!!
Judge: No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!
Apollo: Ah hah hah...
Kristoph: Excess yelling can damage the Judge's ears... and our case.
Apollo: B-But... what about my Chords of Steel?

—Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

Miss Information: [Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?
World's Oldest Woman: More like a crate of dynamite!

—Histeria!

"Samuel L. Jackson": HOW'S IT [my beer] TASTE, MUTHAFUCKA?
Customer: Could you please stop yelling at me?
"Samuel L. Jackson": NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK!

—Chappelle's Show

Espa Roba: I HAVE TREMENDOUS PSYCHIC POWERS!
Joey: Stop yellin' at me!
Espa Roba: WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!

—Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

Marge: Homer! Use your inside voice.
Homer: I DON'T HAVE AN INSIDE VOICE!!!

—The Simpsons

"I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!"

—Strong Mad, Homestar Runner

"I CAN BE AS QUIET AS A MOUUUUUUUUSE!"

—Strong Mad, Homestar Runner

"If you can't win by reason, go for volume!"

—Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"Lemme tell ya somethin', Jarret of Pantophage! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH LUODANS, and I'll do it again! Only next time, I'll knit your intestines INTO A SWEATER!"

—Rath, Ben 10 Alien Force

Squidward: I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna look smart, right?
Plankton: CORRECT!

—SpongeBob SquarePants

"DIS MY INSIDE VOICE!!!'"

—Tim the Ogre, Looking for Group

"I'M NOT LOUD!"

—Loud Howard, Dilbert

"Chandra never believed in using her 'inside voice'."

Twilight Sparkle: "Well, you kinda sound like you're yelling at me..."
Princess Luna: "But this is the traditional Royal Canterlot Voice! It is tradition to speak using the Royal We, and to use THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!"

—My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

"THIS IS MY INDOOR VOICE!"

—Goddess of Explosions, Hyper Princess Pitch

"Why suit man object so much? Hulk supposed to be angry one!"

—The Hulk on Phoenix Wright, Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Dogbert: A disturbing number of you have requested the return of Loud Howard. Loud Howard is one-dimensional. There is nothing clever nor insightful about him. He is simply loud. It is a mystery why anyone would want more of this guy.
Loud Howard: THEY LOVE ME!!

—Dilbert

WHY IS THAT FUCKING SOLDIER STILL FUCKING ALIVE!? SOMEBODY JUST FUCKING SHOOT HIM ALREADY!!!

—Colonel Richard Vadek, during his spectacular Villainous Breakdown, F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin

You speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

—The Narrator of Homestuck on Karkat Vantas

"WELCOME TO THE CACOPHONY OF LOUDNESS AND THE BOMBARDMENT AGAINST YOUR EARDRUMS that is my voice."

—Jacksepticeye, Reading Your Comments #73