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Hyperdimension Neptunia

  • Neptune and her friends beat up Black Heart for the something-th time in a row. Then this dialogue happens (this is paraphrased a bit):

Neptune: Ha! You can't beat us! We fight for justice!
IF: Yeah. Three on one. Such justice.

  • Early in Lastation, a story quest involves finding a child that has gotten lost somewhere. Compa then says something so unexpected in regards to something that has never been brought up before that it can't help but be funny (therefore, the joke isn't that funny if you're expecting it, but still. Again, expect paraphrase):

Neptune: So what does the kid look like?
Compa: Well, they said that he's an NPC with a black silhouette, so he can't be that hard to spot.

  • Jade (a minor NPC) and his death at the hands of Magiquone/Arfoire is THIS.

Neptune: Oh, yep. Death flag triggered. I kinda guessed he was one of those gonna-die-NPCs when I met him. Is he okay?
IF: H-How can you act like that when someone is dying? Compa, can't you do something?

Compa: I wish I could, but I can't do anything about a triggered flag or a bad ending route he chose...

    • The kicker?

Jade: I'm a member of the Guild. I live on Leanbox, but I don't follow Lady Green Heart...
Neptune: ...Why're you telling me now? What's up with this?
Jade: I... I'm into girls... like... Lady White Heart.

  • grack*

IF: ...And that's that. You finished him off.

Neptune: Oops. Well, that was for ruining the moment.

  • Using Neptune's ultimate attack, CPU Neptune, summons a ship that fires a giant laser onto the enemy. Said giant laser also consumes the entire land mass and looks like it's destroying it too. However, in the bottom-right of the screen there is a disclaimer of, "This is not actually happening."

Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2

  • The beginning of the final chapter of the second game where the four Hearts are still arguing about which game system is the best while the four Sisters get along so well.
  • Compa's feast Chirper event is a mix of funny and heartwarming. It starts with the other girls explaining why they've never needed to learn how to cook and goes from there.

IF: I'm glad Compa's on our side. It's great we can eat like this, even when we're on the road.
5pb.: Yes, I was surprised at how delicious Compa's cooking is. It hits all the right notes!
Compa: Teehee. Are you buttering me up?
IF: I think it's more surprising that Compa is the only girl here who can cook a decent meal.

Nepgear: Um, IF, you can't cook either.

IF: I don't need to. I'm the breadwinner. I live to work.

Gust: I have lots of work as alchemist.

5pb.: I'm a pop star, so...

Nisa: The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!

Nepgear: That doesn't sound nutritious...

Compa: All right, everyone. The food will get cold if we keep talking.

Nisa: Yeah, I'm going to dig in.

Nepgear: Mmmm. It's as tasty as ever.

Gust: Nomnomnom... Compa would be a good housewife.

Compa:Th-That's embarrassing. I'm a nurse, too.

Nisa: Allow me to become your husband!

IF: ...Stupid.

5pb.: I'd want a wife like Compa, too. It'd be easy to write songs about her.

IF: ...Dammit all.

Gust: No, no. I will take her. Gust will shower her with devotion.

IF: S-Stop this stupid debate, everyone! Can't you see that Compa's all mine!?

Nepgear, Nisa, Gust, 5pb.: ...

IF: Tch, crap! N-No! What I meant to say was...

Compa: Oh, dear. Iffy, you really are...

Nisa: The heroine's closet has creaked open.

Gust: Lovey-Dovey.

Nepgear: I honestly didn't suspect at all...

5pb.: U-Um, well... please invite me to sing at your wedding...

IF: D-Dammit! I'm trying to tell you that isn't what I meant to say!

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