Neo Armageddon Evangelist
"This fanfic deals with some pretty sick shit. Sorry. This was a product of watching Natural Born Killers, The Doom Generation, and The Matrix waaaaay too much. Still, I hope you like the fic. It's possibly the most psychotic and evil things [sic] you'll ever read.—from the author's note
Neo Armageddon Evangelist is a Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic written by Sara Anne Grantham. It could also be described as the Dark Fic to end all dark fics.
This fanfic follows a gunslinging angel/human hybrid named Sublime as she stages a hyper-violent counter-strike against the power-mad Gendo Ikari from fulfilling his delusions of godhood. At the same time, Seele sends a sexually perverse assassin who calls himself Washington Blasmov to dispose of (and rape) the remaining Evangelion pilots. Both characters slaughter and sexually humiliate the entire core cast of Evangelion as they engage in pseudo-philosophical discussions on the nature of humanity (or something). Features a strangely heterosexualized Kaoru Nagisa, a sex scene between Gendo and Lilith, borderline incest, gratuitous gun fu, brutal eviscerations, and heaps of sexual trauma. An Alternate Ending tries to fix some of the problems with the original fanfic by adding gun-fights and boinking to the traditional Gainax Ending.
The original story and alternate ending were both MST'ed by Mark Foster. An audiobook production is also available.
- Alternate Ending: "The End of Everything"
- As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Washington Blasmov
- Black Comedy Rape: Unintentional. Epitomized in the scene where Washington anally rapes Fuyutsuki (his illegitimate brother) after forcing him at gunpoint to dress like Little Bo Peep.
- Brains and Bondage: The author describes herself as an "evil bisexual redhead of black leather and kinky penmanship."
- Cure Your Gays: Kaoru
- Dark Fic
- Girls with Guns: Sublime
- Gorn: Oh my.
- Gratuitous Rape: Oh goodness. Where do we begin?
- Gun Fu
- Incest Is Relative: Kaoru and Sublime
- Kill'Em All: Gotta knock off the entire core cast of Evangelion so we can spend more time with the author's original characters.
- Naughty Tentacles: Seen in the alternate ending when Gendo uses his newfound god powers to tentacle rape Ritsuko.
- Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil: Washington personifies this trope.