My Wife and Kids/Funny

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• The episode "Get Out" has so many:
  • "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!"
    • "I do not smell like corn chips."
  • Kady spilled chocolate pudding on her dress. So Michael cuts it out, giving her a version of the infamous J.Lo dress.
  • "No-its-not-a-capital-crime!"
  • Michael clapping his hands to get his family to hurry up.
  • "Kady cut the cheese."
  • This dialogue:

Michael: Please stay in the car or else I will make your lives a living hell.
Jay: Michael, you're off to a good start.
Michael: I married a comedian.

• • "I wanna bite your head off!"
  • "What is it, son?"
• And so does "RV Dreams", especially during the trip:
  • Michael going crazy after drinking so much coffee (spiced with Haggis).
    • Michael throws Jay's "For Dummies" book out the window.
    • Michael tells Jay to push the button, and he pretends to be going to warp-drive.
    • Michael laughs like crazy.
  • Junior tries to do the "Vulcan Sleep Pinch" on Michael. Michael does it to Junior, which works.
  • Junior comes out of the bathroom (after being in there for so long), and everyone is overcome with the terrible smell.
  • Super-speed family time.
  • Jay demands Michael to annunciate "Uhura", because it sounds like "a whore".
• The Calvinator. Enough said.
• "Don't make me go Hulk on you!"