My Immortal/Haiku

Exquisitely crap
Meticulously awful
Weaponized badfic.

—Tacitus

lots of derpresd goffz
viower excretion advised
may caus brian dammage

—666xXbloodygofficsatinistfrogyXx666

Riddle is two guys
Lupin is a pedophile
Albus drops F-bombs.

—Petranca

Stanists everywhere
All of the students are goffs
Unless they're dumb prepz

—xXGoffikDuck666Xx

Ebony Dark'ness
Dementia Raven Way
Name stole two first lines

—Someone

Sparticus is here
Hedwig is a human male
Iarwain, Vader came.

—XxXZarbiShadowLurkerXxX

J. K. Rowling's works
Warped beyond recognition
By MCR fan.

—...So We Ate Preps.

Prepz, shes not a su
Her BF's bi but shes not
Vague sex scenes ensue

—xxxGoffikpoofs666xxx

Ow my eyes

horrible pain

The Goggles Do Nothing

It's like staring in acid rain

(I didn't count the syllables)

—Utahann

HA HA HA OH WOW
What the fuck am I reading
This fic is silly

—eponimusdakidloldevil

Butchered, emo HP.
Tom Bombadil shows up too.
It still trumps Twilight.

—XxAgentgoffikhunter666Xx

What the hell is this?
I hate Harry Potter now
So bad, it's funny.

—A person who lol's at MI

So Bad It's Horrible
Sounds like shit taking a shit
Must exterminate!

—desdendelle

So insanely bad
You either go mad reading
Or laugh 'til you cry

—Xx X 666 Goffic Haru 666 Xx X]], casual TV Tropes user

Terrible fanfic.
Sues and Canon Rape ensues.
Don't read! Save yourself!

—Adele Potter

Ebony's name is
ENOBY ok, it's not
Mary Sue ok!111111

—Suomineito

Burn my eyes right now
I shouldn't have to read this
Snape has a dick tat

—Piratical Fox

My Immortal is
Still a better love story
Than Meyer's Twilight.

I laughed my ass off
When I read My Immortal
But Twilight bored me.

—This guy who thinks previous haikus are funny