More Dakka/Quotes

"How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work...use more gun."

—The Engineer, Team Fortress 2

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet."

—The Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!"

—Baneblade crew, Warhammer 40,000

"Mo' shooty! Mo' choppy! Mo' Dakka! WAAAAAGHHHHH!"

—Nagderz, Ork Warlord, Warhammer 40,000

"Quantity has a quality all its own."

—Josef Stalin (attributed)

"Though my guards may sleep and ships may rest at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire."

—The Tyrant of Badab, Warhammer 40,000

"I believe in three tenets of battle: firepower, firepower, and more firepower. Should the Omnissiah have wished otherwise, he would not have provided me with such a mighty tool as the Razorback. I long for the day in which my entire Chapter can ride to war in transports such as these, vehicles whose rage can be given voice through their sanctified armament."

—'Kardan Staenos, Warhammer 40,000

"Leaving a trail of destruction

That's second to none."

—Judas Priest, "Rapid Fire"

"Is that an MP5? It is! (evil laugh) Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"

—Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind"

"Krukfang pushed the control stick forward and steered Deffblasta down into a straffing[sic] run. The words of Gobstikk came back to him from when the Mekaniak had been teaching the young Krukfang how to fly. Long, uncontrolled bursts, the clever Mek had taught him..."

—Gav Thorpe, Warhammer 40,000 supplement, "Fighta-Bommer"

"Machine guns? That's even better!"

—Ladd Russo, Baccano!!

1: The number of shots that hit when you autofire is (Margin of Success/Recoil). Recoil 0 would mean that INFINITY SHOTS hit each time. Is dat enuff dakka?
2: Never enuff DAKKA.

3: Of course, the maximum number of hits can't exceed the number you fired. This is GURPS, we're not retards. But any grot firin' less den 'finity shotz is mukkin about!

—GURPS: Enemy Unknown discussion, The Imageboard That Must Not Be Named

"Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot."

—Vulcan Raven, The Last Days of Foxhound

"Whatever happens, we have got

The Maxim gun, and they have not"

—Hilaire Belloc, during the Matalebe War, 1893

Jamie: The M1 Garand has 150 grains (weight of the bullet, just short of ten grams), this (the .50 cal) has 600 grains.

Adam: This will kill you; this kills you and everyone else in the room!"

—MythBusters - Bulletproof Water

Vladof: You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets!

—Marcus Kincaid, Borderlands

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

—Ordell, Jackie Brown

"Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."

—Yuri Orlov, Lord of War

"Soap! Get off the minigun! We're falling back!"

—Gaz, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, "Heat"

Hitgirl: It's even better than in the picture!

Big Daddy: That's because in the picture, it didn't have gatling guns.

—Kick-Ass

"I'm ready, man. I am the ultimate badass. State of the badass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam Phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic-electronic BALL BREAKERS! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

—Hudson, Aliens

"LET'S ROCK!" *DAKKADAKKADAKKA*

—Vasquez, Aliens

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho."

—Note from John McClane, Die Hard

Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.

Neo: Guns. Lots of Guns.

—The Matrix

"Give me the Sixty."

—Captain Frank Castle, The Punisher, "Born"

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." [Pulls out a grenade launcher]

—Eames, Inception

"There is no such thing as overkill. There is only sufficient casualties and time to reload"

—Unknown

"It's good if you subscribe to the 'spray enough bullets so you don't have to aim' theory of battle."

—Roo, Clan of the Gray Wolf

"You don't need surprise when you've got a 200 pound nuclear cannon attached to your hip!"

—Decoder Ring Theatre

"Overkill is underrated!"

—Col John "Hannibal" Smith, The a Team

"EDI, patch the quarians to the Normandy's weapon systems. I want the targeting laser synced up to the whole damn fleet.".

—Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 3

"Whatever happens, we have got"

"The Maxim gun, and they have not"

—Hilaire Belloc'

"Each of us six officers had a shotgun and an automatic rifle and pistols. We opened fire with the automatic rifles. They were emptied before the car got even with us. Then we used shotguns... There was smoke coming from the car, and it looked like it was on fire. After shooting the shotguns, we emptied the pistols at the car, which had passed us and ran into a ditch about 50 yards on down the road. It almost turned over. We kept shooting at the car even after it stopped. We weren't taking any chances."

—Dallas County Sheriff's Deputies Ted Hinton and Bob Alcorn, describing the Real Life takedown of bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde.