Memetic Badass/Professional Wrestling

• The Undertaker.
• Kurt Angle, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck.
• Steve Austin, The Nineties incarnate
• Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.
• Bryan Danielson who is too manly for tans. Not even meat can handle his badass!
• Kenta Kobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat cancer.
• Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.
• Before the tragedy, Chris Benoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life Solid Snake" or Jack Bauer.
• Samoa Joe's gonna kill you.
• At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.
• Randy Savage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.
• Steve F'n' Blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin'
• When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be Mick Foley. He ate the cockroaches.
• John Cena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
• Brock Lesnar, here comes the pain.