Marvel Zombies/Funny

• In Marvel Zombies Return #4, Zombie Black Bolt saying "brains", and thus taking out half of Hulk's Warbound.
• Almost every sentence that comes from Machine Man and Zombie Deadpool's mouths.

Machine Man: Dude, you just staked the zombie version of yourself. You're going to be in therapy for the rest of your life.

Deadpool: (to his zombie companion) Come on boy! Shamble! Shamble like the wind!

• Zombie Spider-Man asking Are We There Yet? as the rest of them trek through the universe.
• Zombie Hawkeye's attempt at fighting Zombie Giant Man.

Hawkeye: Eat arrow, fascist! [Fires arrows into Giant Man's neck... who just looks at him, bemused] ... Be my friend?

• Nextwave turn up in Army of Darkness vs. Marvel Zombies, saving Ash & Dazzler from the zombified Power Pack, and immediately start fighting the superpowered-zombie-children... Accompanied by the caption "Nextwave: About to be humiliatingly killed off-panel".
• Zombie Spider-Man in Marvel Zombies Return smelling all the "jungle herbs" Kraven has eaten coursing through his veins, promptly causing him to re-lose control of his hunger.